not sure how you tested the g-switch but on the ones i have seen you have to jumper two pins on the elt for it to work. This protects it from accidentally going off during transport in case it falls.

A boy who wanted to be just like his father sees him smoking a cigarette and asks if he could have a smoke too. to which the dad responds "Is your dick long enough to touch your asshole?" The boy responded "no" "well son sorry, you can't have one." Some time later he sees his father drinking a beer....

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose > fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans > and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of > a large, silverback gorilla. > > Noticing the wife, the gorilla ...

Lets make like my dick and hit the road.
Lets make like a plane and jet

This is pretty cool... click the link below to try it out Ignore all the Russian on the site, just type your first name in the text box and click to see what your name looks like in Russian...very impressive!

http://www.callme.nm.ru

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as cl...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5294690.stm Canada university in campaign row The university says it will not retract its campaign A small Canadian university has sparked controversy with its recruitment drive by using posters and a website mocking US President George W Bush. Lakehead University...

An American, a Russian and a blonde were sitting down discussing whose launch was greater. The Russian says, "We are better because we circled the globe first!" The American replies, "No! we are the best because we went to the moon first!" The blonde says, "You guys are both wrong. The blondes are t...

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"

The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?â€

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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. > > > >The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a > > >torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son > >and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. > > > >After 18 years, the son is now...

A hippie spies a pretty young nun on a bus. He sits down next to her, > >and asks her: "Can we have sex?" > > > > > >"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands > >up, and gets off at the next stop. > > > > > >The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: > > > > > >I can tell...

Thailand is a pretty big country, what are you intrested in doing, seeing? What kind of accomadations are you looking at staying at? Are you backing backpacking around? And most important who are you travelling with?

Q: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth? A: The cockpit door! Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine? A: The jet engine stops whining at the gate. Q: How does a blind parashutist know when he's to hit the ground? A: His guide dog leash goes slack...

Bubba and Billy Joe are walking down the street, and they >>see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts >>$2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. Bubba says to his pal, >>"Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, >>take'em back to Newfoundland, sell 'em to our friends, and ...

A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger ...