Hah hah.

You too?

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All hail your "TRUE" colours.

Oh yeah....you put this in misc. Yes. That's very wierd. You have fear of being embarassed by toilet duties, fear of other people's opinions of your toilet activities, fear of embarassment of your own toilet activies. That's just for starters. You are allowing and accepting within yourself to become...

Mechanical engineer becoming an ame? Isn't that like a doctor becoming a nurse? I'm gonna have fun with this one. A ceo becoming a secretary? An electrician becoming a radio shack salesman? A Pig farmer becoming a pig? A Prime minister becoming a McDonald's cook? This will probably be censored to pr...

http://www.topcultured.com/14-lessons-s ... g-married/

Funny because they're true

Hah hah

http://www.thestar.com/news/investigations/article/716116--spike-in-laser-attacks-rattles-pilots?bn=1 Old topic. But here goes. "While Transport Canada appreciates your interest in educating the public about the dangers of pointing lasers at aircraft, the department respectfully points out that the ...

http://www.thestar.com/news/sciencetech/environment/article/715836--the-worst-places-in-canada-for-winter Wow. So well written. But missed a couple things. Due to Canada's great winters, Canada Goose was born. Not as hot as hell, but damn warm. It's so cold up there...[ insert joke ]. These are good...

http://www.opseu.org/campaign/saferneedles/Regulation-Expanded-April-1-2009.htm http://www.hiroc.com/AxiomNews/2009/July/July15.html Took them long enough. How many people have had "needle incidents" which resulted in death before this law? Too many. From my point of view, the main reason "managers"...

http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009 ... ay_off.php

Another benefit that the police have.

Must be nice.

When companies rip off employees, its called good.

When employees rip off the company, its called bad.

In other words, rich people stealing from poor people is okay.

Poor people stealing from rich people is wrong.

Where is my multi-billion dollar bailout?

Nice. It reminds me of time and how people can't let go. I absolutely agree that airlines have gone psycho. The gov't doesn't know what to do, so they just make more laws. But there is always a solution, or multiple solutions. Air-hijackers will lose their right to life. Free-for-all target, no char...

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/bryan-whitman-2/ The USA military wing uses military psyops against the USA public. No one is responsible, no one is culpable, no one is accountable. But the 6 year old balloon boy hoax is a crime. OH? One person breaks the law and its a crime. Thousands, or millions of p...

Guns SAVE lives.

Guns are good for self-defense.

Guns are just awesome.

Guns are just more effective at solving problems that involve criminals.

If guns are outlawed, the outlaws will first laugh their ass off, rob anyone they want, and take over the damn country.

Babies are weapons of mass doodoo.

The RCMP was protecting the public from WMD's.

The RCMP was doing their job.

The RCMP are protecting you from common sense, responsibility, and head chopping idiots that take the bus.

I want to be a real smart ass and say a lot of things.

But this isn't in the right forum for that.

The things I could say...

http://www.republicansforrape.org/legislators/

Please support rape!

These fine, outstanding pillars of the community are wise beyond their years.

Rape is good for you.

Raping will teach them their place in life.

Rape is good for cultural and economic activities.

Rape, what more coud you ask for?

Must restrain from making jokes. I wonder if Ottawa has SMS procedures for boiler rooms. When working around and in boiler rooms what is the "right" safety equipment? I know personally what it's like to be burned. Its no picnic. I don't believe the statement that "no one knows" what happened. How ol...

The impossible absolute perfect pure Aviation tool all in one. Can fit any nut, socket in any space or dimensional limits. Must be able to tolerate 0 kelvin to infinite kelvin degrees. Must be able to do NDT, radiographic analysis, and nanoscale or smaller sensor implants. Must be able to interact w...

Knowing what I know, I would rather be a) CAD monkey b) Writing technical reports You really want to work with your hands? Find something else. This is very politically incorrect, and very offensive. Here goes : Fixing a plane is like fixing a woman. She is never wrong, she is unfixable, and she is ...

Yup.

This is all the proof we need to make a beer drinker registry.

One man cannot handle beer, therefore no one can.

What's wrong with shop towels in an engine?

Everyone does it.

Maybe I heard wrong...

http://thinkorthwim.com/2007/08/19/1034/

This is damn good for ww2 tek.

Lets try this with modern tek.

The new targets are the following :

Head, side of head, neck.

Arms, legs, groin area, ass area.

Feet : not a target as most criminals wear shoes which may "neutralize" the tazer. Maybe. Have no desire to find out.

In case the target has no legs, no arms, and no head, then aim at the chest.

I saw him him having a drink with Elvis, Moses, Hitler, Ghengis Khan, Deforest Kelly, and Columbus the other day.

I didn't have a camera.

"No dangerous weapons allowed in school" I hear pens can be used as a stabbing weapon. Do they have pens at that school? I have also heard of doors being used to crack open human skulls. Do they have doors at that school? Do they have glass windows at that school? Pushing people into glass with extr...

Useless rant. Will try to keep it civilized. Anyone have experience with this kind of worker? They borrow tools without asking, lie to your face about taking the tool, and never return it. This rise in "borrowing" is not related at all with the recently hired apprentices. Nothing at all. Please note...