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by desksgo
Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:30 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Hello.......
Replies: 38
Views: 4048

Re: Hello.......

Look at how the zombies all awaken simultaneously! One things for certain, we didn't come to this website to feast on brains. Hey, by the way are you guys still dreaming of using aviation to pay the bills? I work for a company that delivers mattresses in an hour, its called "Mattress in an Hour". We...
by desksgo
Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:15 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Cat & Doc
Replies: 278
Views: 14481

Re: Cat & Doc

What happened to you Avcanada? You used to be cool.
by desksgo
Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:41 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Handling the big jets :David P. Davies
Replies: 8
Views: 1503

Re: Handling the big jets :David P. Davies

Like my therapist says, government cheese and discarded gum wrappers does not a dinner make.
by desksgo
Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:33 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Handling the big jets :David P. Davies
Replies: 8
Views: 1503

Re: Handling the big jets :David P. Davies

Any guidance to handling big flight attendants? Its kind of my job. :rolleyes:
by desksgo
Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:30 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: British Airways to Hire 800 Pilots
Replies: 19
Views: 3129

Re: British Airways to Hire 800 Pilots

Does anyone know if you get a discount if you paid 30,000 for a MD80 Type rating? Kind of a pay it forward for suckers, mouth breathers and Canadian troglodytes? Anyone? Bueller?
by desksgo
Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:36 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: New TA reached!
Replies: 533
Views: 46803

Re: New TA reached!

Just a TA or did they end up getting an RA with it as well? Scary stuff. Hope all involved made it out.
by desksgo
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:40 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: There's nothing to see here. Move along...
Replies: 25
Views: 1006

Re: There's nothing to see here. Move along...

So much for trying to lay low and stay off the grid. Ehhh heeehee.

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by desksgo
Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:06 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Update - Citation was attempting barrel roll / crashed . . .
Replies: 121
Views: 7146

Re: Update - Citation was attempting barrel roll / crashed . . .

Czech Aviation Investigator Dominica Pavell has already cited a cockpit disturbance as playing a major causal factor in the accident. "CVR information reveals an outspoken rabbit shouting commands to the crew up to 10 minutes prior to this occurrence" http://defaultprime.com/wp-content/uploads/2009...
by desksgo
Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:00 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Walston King air crew! Thanks!
Replies: 5
Views: 564

Re: Walston King air crew! Thanks!

I thought "Orunge" muscled in on the donut delivery contract? Can anyone verify this? I love donuts and the thought of them being delivered by a flying fruit really touches me in the right spot.
by desksgo
Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:49 pm
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: How hard should you lean on CP's
Replies: 13
Views: 2608

Re: How hard should you lean on CP's

Look, the "sangewhich' is a great start, it'll get you an interview, but either find my dog, or go be a flight attendant for CMA and enjoy your take home pay...a jar of assorted buttons.
by desksgo
Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:34 pm
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: How hard should you lean on CP's
Replies: 13
Views: 2608

Re: How hard should you lean on CP's

Must be an industry downturn, my toy poodle has gone missing once again. I don't have a job to offer you guys right now, so please take the poodle for her heart worm test at least. Also, don't be alarmed if she does that butt slide thing across your new carpet. I hate that, but envy her ability to d...
by desksgo
Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:25 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Great registration number for a Boeing Business Jet . . .
Replies: 9
Views: 3581

Re: Great registration number for a Boeing Business Jet . . .

MYBBJ...and it really is his BBJ! That's classic!


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by desksgo
Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:22 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Three Cessna Mustangs en route to Gander . . .
Replies: 10
Views: 1461

Re: Three Cessna Mustangs en route to Gander . . .

Let's get to the airport now!!!! Airplanes, at the airport! must get there now! Before they go flying again! They are airplanes people, airplanes! Must see airplanes!

:smt008
by desksgo
Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:50 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Breitling Watch
Replies: 73
Views: 2617

Re: Breitling Watch

Man, you could do worse. That's a pretty classic looking watch. Any preference in colour? The black seems the most timeless, the blue looks a little more trendy. I guess it depends on how much you plan to wear it.


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by desksgo
Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:02 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Go Travel, No Longer
Replies: 2
Views: 611

Go Travel, No Longer

The fat kid in the budget travel candy store ate too much discount candy and threw up another victim. But the traveling public wants exotic travel at a ridiculously low price, what are we to do? Just wait, another Go travel will be along shortly to fill the gap and bloat the system even worse. Yes, ...
by desksgo
Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:52 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Anyone not cheering for team Canada?
Replies: 21
Views: 712

Re: Anyone not cheering for team Canada?

Hedley wrote:.
. +1

I too am not getting the attention I crave, I am out.
by desksgo
Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:36 am
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: How hard should you lean on CP's
Replies: 13
Views: 2608

Re: How hard should you lean on CP's

Just for some closure, I got my dog back and Will is the best damn employee I've ever had. I still haven't seen my wife. http://kantele.com/4generations.jpg She is the one on the left. Please let me know if you have seen her, she makes the best damn schnitzel ever. Oh and she's got our daughter with...
by desksgo
Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:28 am
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: jazz/atr
Replies: 43
Views: 4484

Re: jazz/atr

Mayday on the Discovery channel just ran the American Eagle ATR episode (ice build up). Perhaps, the Q400's would be better choice. That's how most companies do their aircraft feasibility reports; by watching Mayday. "We're dropping our entire fleet of Boeing products, because, this one time, in Ha...
by desksgo
Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:26 am
Forum: Aviation Videos & Photos
Topic: If this doesn't spin your crank, you're dead inside
Replies: 25
Views: 2969

Re: If this doesn't spin your crank, you're dead inside

I'm not sure that any of the SOP monkeys here in white shirts with four gold bars on their shoulders would be interested in flying one :roll: What makes you feel the need to slam someone like that? You're a big man, you have nothing to be bitter about, you lead a successful life, you shouldn't feel...
by desksgo
Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:37 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Tokyo flight turbulence hurts 47
Replies: 5
Views: 566

Re: Tokyo flight turbulence hurts 47

I can say from experience that there ain't no turbulence like Tokyo Turbulence.

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by desksgo
Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:42 am
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: looking for work 09
Replies: 5
Views: 1278

Re: looking for work 09

Blue Sky1,

Are you the guy that has my dog?

If not, disregard. Although if you find my dog, I'll give you a job.
Bring her back groomed, too, dammit.

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by desksgo
Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:31 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Snow Mantra for sale
Replies: 13
Views: 830

Re: Snow Mantra for sale

Everyone's selling their Parka it seems. Either you guys are getting fatter or this global warming thing is a reality. I'll leave the details for my doctoral research though.
by desksgo
Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:20 am
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Airline Industry Health Check
Replies: 9
Views: 1264

Re: Airline Industry Health Check

As someone that has been in this industry for decades, I can say, without hesitation that the airline industry will be fine, just lay off the salty snacks and 100 dollar fares and it'll live a long, healthy....oh dear god..

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by desksgo
Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:06 am
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: How hard should you lean on CP's
Replies: 13
Views: 2608

Re: How hard should you lean on CP's

I've got a potential employee that kidnapped my toy poodle and is holding her ransom for a job with our company. He sent me a picture of my dog along with his resume; that's the kind of thinking we need! Although I was mortified that she hadn't been groomed in 2 months. http://www.breederretriever.c...
by desksgo
Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:00 am
Forum: Employment Forum
Topic: jobs for low time pilot
Replies: 23
Views: 4307

Re: jobs for low time pilot

Thanks a lot people for the reply. I am just a new born in this field with just a cpl in hand and I swear its really hard to find a job with my low hours. I am an international student here in US on non work permit visa and reaching out other neighboring countries, keeping my options wide. I will b...

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