Haz, you bring the guns, I'll bring the whiskey...... it'll be a grand ole time..... and when we're done, maybe we can finally get the entire house of commons to agree on one thing...... it's impossible to breathe when you've been shot in the chest 15 times...... But seriously...... you people want ...

GREATEST SONG EVER!!!!! I thought Voodoo Child was good, but man that song just blows my mind...... it's definately up there with the ever popular Banada Phone and the Badger song...... anyone got links to those?

As a low hour pilot it's very helpful to hear stories like yours. I've had instructors say things like "Don't be the guy that landed on the highway because he ran out of fuel" but when you hear actual stories that it does happen it makes you think at least twice before leaving without full fuel.

I'm currently entering my third year in the very program you are interested in Evan. From what I can tell, your average usually just needs to be above 80% to be considered for the course, however there is a secondary application where you must explain why you think you would be a good candidate for ...

OH NO!!!

This is such a tough decision..... Badger Badger Badger has dancing badgers, but Bananaphone has a bananaphone......

and then the Llama song.......and ahhhhh......

Gotta go with the dancing badgers I think

Crane, you live with the guy so getting him back is really easy. Go to your neighbourhood McDonald's/KFC/Harvey's/anywhere else you can get little packets of ketchup. Place said packages of ketchup under the toilet seat at your place, next time roomie goes to sit on the john, he ends up with ketchup...

The English needed an exhibit at the zoo to let them know we're not that much better than dumb-ass primates.

We in North America have the NFL and CFL......

that can't be good for mankind as a whole.....

last time she saw 90210 was on a scale...

George Carlin is GOD!!!!

Dude, expecting Tim's in the States to take CDN money is like expecting a CDN business to take Iraqi moolah: NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!

Haven't you heard the big news?

Obesity is a disease!!! They're not overeating, they're fighting off the virus.

You should try and be more sensitive. Also, guns don't kill people, bullets do.

Hasn't anyone ever told you hat no American is responsible for their own actions?

Yeesh!

lol

so their gonna do what?

make big noises and flash lights at us????

NO WONDER THE QUEBECOIS CAN'T BREAK AWAY FROM CANADA!!!!!!

i've got about 10pts worth of i wanna beat you with a stick left.....

BRILLIANT!!!

wait wait wait..... does this mean haza's avatar stays?????

if so: NIIIIIIICE!!!

if not: a resounding boo-URNS!!!!

join me everyone.... boo-URNS!!!!

ok, I'm kinda worried...... i definately saw a dolphin and a monkey...... this could only mean one thing..... I need more alcohol to turn that monkey into a dolphin. Which for some reason I think will be less than it took to turn that monkey into a hot blonde. Also I'd like to apologize to the zooke...

And people wonder why I avoid the doctor's unless it's really serious......

nope..... though I think I may have to start using it.

I must say I have reservations. It's very rare that a movie lives up to the book it's based upon (in fact the only movie I preffered to the book was Bram Stoker's Dracula). Coupled with Tim Burton's last try at a remake when he compleely failed me with Planet of The Apes, I'm more than a little nerv...

This is exactly how you beat terrorism, you don't allow yourself to be terrorized.

My hat is off to the people of London, in the past few weeks you have been shining examples of how to handle terrorists.