ACPA Update In a move to continue the implement of cost efficiencies to "To Fund Our Future" by publicly forgetting about the pilots that are the future - on International Pilots Day - the company issued its own company memo with the title "ACPA Updates" offering the union to cut costs itself by eli...

The Moronic Variant While the world has learned of the Omicron variant it appears another variant has been identified out of YUL – The Moronic Variant. Scientists have teamed up with the mathematicians that are still studying the claim on how voluntary overtime and not following collective agreemen...

Changezilla While Winnipeg embraced the winter storm blizzilla this week, the ghosts of ACPA past unsheathed a Conflict of Interest sword to battle off the monster of Changezilla. The war cry "By the Power Grey Skull" could be heard throughout the lands of the lowest paid widebody FOs in the world a...

The Moronic Variant While the world has learned of the Omicron variant it appears another variant has been identified out of YUL – The Moronic Variant. Scientists have teamed up with the mathematicians that are still studying the claim on how voluntary overtime and not following collective agreemen...

Back to the Future It appears the ghosts of ACPA past found some plutonium this week, fired up the DeLorean and came raging back with a blast from the past and re entered the circus ring of the officially unofficial a.c.pilot forum. No word yet on who runs the joint - apparently no one cares. Suppo...

The Weiserhood In a line of commercial’s released from Wiser’s whiskey, from Toronto no less, men navigate the perils of society to ultimately be rewarded with a ***slow clap*** from 5 gentlemen. Take a look -> they are only 30 secs (a lot shorter of time than reading any thread of pilots turned ex...

The Mathemagicians In a stunning array of some more math from the now world famous ACPA Mathemagicians that one assumes meets in a Maple Leafs press box with their respective leaders given the results of both organizations – the dictator in chief left us with some wisdom before casting off to “spen...

Total Recall It’s the year 2084: almost 60 years since all ACPA pilots have been recalled and Douglas Quaid, played by Schwarnzenegger, visits the company “Rekall” to implant false memory vacations. Likely taken from the idea of the ACPA legal team in 2021; why lift a finger when you simply don’t h...

The Campaign In what could be described as the most successful campaign since the “Vote Pedro” movement in Napoleon Dynamite – ACPA pilots did their own song & dance and got to work writing their officials about a rapidly eroding jump seat agreement. While elected leaders outside of ACPALand at leas...

The Miracle on Dixon In what can only be described as a miracle like no other, 2023 for recalls became 2021. The "Miracle on the Hudson" has nothing on what just happened on Dixon Road and Sully himself must be wondering if there is a book deal in the works. In a mere two months, the tide has turne...

The Formula In a stunning turn of events, a MEC member has demonstrated the now formalized “Do as I say, Not as I Do” social media policy. The YUL chair teamed up with Mark Zuckerberg himself and unveiled his cracking of the top secret code of the “The Formula”. While the science community might ha...

Project Reroute has been rerouted The brainchild of a well-intentioned member quickly got infiltrated with the likes of people who recognized what they were dealing with: that paying & treating 600 members like little literal shit is more explosive that than the foul smelling gas that leaks from ACP...

It's the year 2023 The pandemic is in its 3rd year.  We are in the 9th wave and the variants have exceeded the Greek alphabet. The country now has a vaccination rate of 82% but officials now say that herd immunity can only be achieved with 90% as the goal post has now moved for the 34th time. It has...

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Some pilots are a funny lot. Smart enough to operate complex machines with so many switches that it would overwhelm a swinger on Jeff Epstein's Sex Island yet clueless enough not to understand some basic emotional intelligence.  Pilots quite literally have fireside debates about the appropriate leng...

July 4th - Happy Treason Day!! That’s right, different frames permits different perceptions. While Americans ousted the Red Coats of the British, Canada ultimately adopted the color. Perhaps foreshadowing the future of Canadian aviation. Canadian pilots seem to be an apathetic group or more modernly...

Happy cancelled Canada Day my fellow Canuckistaners! In the spirit of cancel culture perhaps it is time to reflect on an organization that should be canceled for crimes against its members that shares the word “Canada”. ACPA, which in theory represents the largest pilot group in Canada, has had quit...

Fingers crossed we get a quick rebound!

Me too! Hard to find good schools out east!

Anyone done a tour through Panama?