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by Turd Ferguson
Tue Aug 30, 2016 5:44 pm
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Could YWG have reliable service to Europe?…please!
Replies: 15
Views: 5852

Re: Could YWG have reliable service to Europe?…please!

Ah YWG, jewel of the prairies. Not enough seating area at the departure gates you say, well how about them toilets! Two urinals and two toilets in a little cubicle spaced about 5000 feet apart from one another! Lets not forget those check-in kiosks, placed strategically in the middle of floor on the...
by Turd Ferguson
Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:47 am
Forum: General Comments
Topic: My N Quebec/Lab trip-As far from The Bahamas as you can get!
Replies: 15
Views: 1907

Re: My N Quebec/Lab trip-As far from The Bahamas as you can

Thanks for posting this Coop. I grew up in Schefferville and seeing those pics brought back some great memories!
Turd
by Turd Ferguson
Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:43 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Photo: Not much to go on, but any help would be appreciated
Replies: 4
Views: 1635

Re: Photo: Not much to go on, but any help would be apprecia

You can also check out For the Love of Flying a book by Danielle Metcalfe-Chenail. It is the story of LAS and there might be some info in there.
Turdo
by Turd Ferguson
Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:14 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: Help from any Jazz pilots
Replies: 9
Views: 5911

Re: Help from any Jazz pilots

I've been hearing about the impending arrival of Electronic Flights Bags when I was flying the Fokker. Those Spey powered WHISPERJETS have been parked since 2002. Yup that's 11 years. For over a decade some muckie muck management type has been giving ole Turdo the same song and dance. Now we're told...
by Turd Ferguson
Fri Oct 19, 2012 7:10 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Westjet YYC
Replies: 14
Views: 3678

Re: Westjet YYC

What a surprise! I'm dumbfounded! Had a look in the "impartial" Calgary Herald and found no articles related to an emergency with a WestJet flight. How can this be?
The Calgary Horrible usually sugar-coats any WJ accomplishment though. Westjet farted! Smelled like Roses! Pictures on page 3. :smt040
by Turd Ferguson
Thu Jul 26, 2012 8:29 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: AO Lawsuit
Replies: 6
Views: 8418

Re: AO Lawsuit

Any idea what the individual legal bill tally was for the each of the AO pilots involved in this lawsuit?
by Turd Ferguson
Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:06 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Timeair
Replies: 27
Views: 5158

Re: Timeair

Citation75. No you are not out to lunch. Southern Frontier which was purchased by KI had a Citation 2. This is probably the aircraft you are talking about.
Turdo
by Turd Ferguson
Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:17 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: child support/per diems?
Replies: 20
Views: 4987

Re: child support/per diems?

You're right. Per diems are not to be considered when calculating child support payments no matter what your ex and her lawyer tell you.
by Turd Ferguson
Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:55 pm
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Half a million readers cant be wrong.
Replies: 11
Views: 3380

Re: Half a million readers cant be wrong.

It'll be interesting to see if the Calgary Herald -the mouthpiece of Westjet- picks up this story. :smt040
by Turd Ferguson
Sun Sep 12, 2010 7:27 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: Shopping in PVG
Replies: 3
Views: 987

Re: Shopping in PVG

I think it is 480 Nanjing Road, There is also a market below the Science and Technology Center in the Metro Station.
Turdo
by Turd Ferguson
Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:59 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: ACPA to fight Jazz's 757 acquisition
Replies: 72
Views: 8217

Re: ACPA to fight Jazz's 757 acquisition

Air Canada was the ONLY flag carrier in the world that operated a 50 seat airplane. Why because only those who have had the chip implantation procedure done are smart enouigh to fly jets. Yup thats right you heard it here, everybody just doesn't measure up. See, you need a certain je ne c'est quoi, ...
by Turd Ferguson
Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:16 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: Jazz & Thomas Cook = 6 757's
Replies: 134
Views: 19431

Re: Jazz & Thomas Cook = 6 757's

Sure might be some 25 year Dash guys bidding the Boeing ( if it REALLY shows up) but ole Turdo hasn't flown anything with props for 20 odd years. What's the difference, taking some old fart who spent his life flying a DC-9 Whisperjet at AC or say NWA and then have him bidding onto the 75? Pull back ...
by Turd Ferguson
Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:37 am
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Bring your kid to work day ( JFK ATC)
Replies: 73
Views: 6207

Re: Child's play?

Send this kid to YYC!!! :smt040
Turd "Holding at Opale" Ferguson
by Turd Ferguson
Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:43 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Ahhhh YYC sometimes you just have to laugh.
Replies: 39
Views: 5529

Re: Ahhhh YYC sometimes you just have to laugh.

So Turdos sitting on the ramp in YLW, FO calls for the clearance and we get a flow time for YYC. So its SNAFU as usual in YYC. Next ground advises us that we will be held enroute even after waiting on the ramp for 45 minutes. Now Turdos no brain surgeon but isn't the whole idea of a slot time suppos...
by Turd Ferguson
Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:35 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: New tour company could transform Jazz
Replies: 42
Views: 8227

Re: New tour company could transform Jazz

Hold the bus. Turdo's gonna be flying a Boeing!! Calling Aviation World right now, ordering those 737 manuals! Uncle Turd's eyes aren't what they used to be so hopefully they come in Braille. Look we're dealing with a department that couldn't find charter work if it was handed to them on a silver pl...
by Turd Ferguson
Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:21 am
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Southern Air Cargo to use Prince George
Replies: 11
Views: 2687

Re: Southern Air Cargo to use Prince George

This is a pipe dream. Don't know how many times Ole Turdo watched as those pulp mills on the approach to RWY 15 turned the place WOXOF in a hurry. Yup airlines will be lining up, gonna stop at YXS, get some gas and a shine, in and out in 45 minutes. Its crazy I tells ya, crazy! :rolleyes:
Turdo
by Turd Ferguson
Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:10 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: ACPA vs ALPA
Replies: 3
Views: 1629

ACPA vs ALPA

I saw part of an e-mail from ALPA yesterday saying that they will no longer support the lawsuit by the Air Ontario pilots against ACPA ( re Picher Award. 242 Squadron etc). Again, I only saw the first part of the message in the YYC crewroom, soooo Turdie wants to know the rest of the story. Is this ...
by Turd Ferguson
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:33 pm
Forum: Jazz Aviation LP - Air Canada Express
Topic: Jazz Q's
Replies: 12
Views: 3848

Re: Jazz Q's

I know this thread somehow got off on a Per Diem tangent, but this guy WANTS TO FLY A DASH 8??? Listen to an grizzled ole skipper grasshopper, give your head a shake. There feel better, no? Look, this is the plane for the guys that lose the lottery in Groundschool. Yeah, sit down there at F200 pokin...
by Turd Ferguson
Fri Feb 16, 2007 12:33 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: Flight Case
Replies: 2
Views: 1185

I have one of these "Maxwell Smart" metal cases and I wouldn't buy another one. This thing is frankly a pain in the ass. It barely fits into the CRJ and deadheading with it is a exercise in patience. Can't fit under your seat and try finding space in the overhead for your RollerBoard and this metal ...
by Turd Ferguson
Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:59 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Elementary maintenance on 705 aircraft
Replies: 9
Views: 1119

If your are referring to a CRJ 705. Checking the oil is as simple as pushing the menu function on the synoptic page. The quanity will be displayed is a percentage of the oil quanity remaining ie. 85%. Soooo. Seen some of my colleagues checking the oil in YWG with the engine dipstick. Whassup?
Turd
by Turd Ferguson
Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:13 pm
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: For YYZ Jazz crews
Replies: 51
Views: 11193

Jazz FlightCrews

Mel: Knowing a couple of you "Tin Pushers", I know that some of you guys and gals are doing a great job, but sometimes I just have to shake my head. The other day I was number 17 for take-off in YYC. Rwy 16 was the active and rather then blast the Northbound oilfield traffic off Rwy 10 (which was al...
by Turd Ferguson
Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:21 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: JV guys - the "giver"
Replies: 31
Views: 3799

The Giver

Had the pleasure of meeting "The Giver" a few years ago when my F/O, a former Bearskins Pilot and I were having breakfast in YWG. I had no idea who the hell this was and my F/O hadn't clued me in, so if first impressions count,well this guys an idiot. Only afterwards did I get the dirt,so to speak.U...

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