HAVE FUN THERE AT WELFARE REGIONAL BOYS!!!!!!!! MAKING THE BIG BUCKS NOW!!!! HAHAHAHA. OLD ERN'S STILL LOVIN IT RAKING IN THE BIG DOUGH PUTTIN HER DOWN LIKE A BUTTERFLY WITH SORE FEET ON THEM NORTHERN SHORT STRIPS WITH ALL THE LADIES AND BUDWEISER I COULD ASK FOR!!! THE LESSON? BE LIKE BIG ERN AND T...

It started out like any other morning, I reached to the edge of my mattress pad and cracked open a warm can of Pepsi. The warm bubbly goodness coated my teeth and stung against the dryness of my throat - too many Budweiser’s the night before. “Damn it Ernie. You know better”, I thought. “And what th...

i could takes this offer if theres plenty ladies included. i saved many dollars. i went to vancouver one time and many beutiful women were in the mens clubs they liked me and i wish i could have been marrieed to one of those girl. vancouver is the land of beutiful ladies and i would seeriosuly consi...

ohhh yaaaaa! tea baggin is for rooks try a space docking on the old lady and see what she says! yaaaaaa!

this scumbag operator needs to hire a pilot or a dockhand. one or the other! dont take this job boys or you will be gettin spit roasted every night by the owner and his buddies deliverance style. without lube!

i got no time for theese punks smokin the dope. if you where ever in the cockpit with me and i knew you smoked dope i would have your ass fired. its for lazy hippies and bums. i heard of a guy at this place i used to work that smoked dope and they all said he couldnt fly for beans, no hands and feet...

wingwongs right. aint no place for em in our biz.

i thought a lecktro tug was when you get a handjob from a robot?

thats why they call me "the cryinhead" cause i never had no mama and i still cry myself to sleep at night

relax boys....the cryinhead and sophmore are old buds. just buggin each other. dont get yer panties in a ruffle,
the cryinhead

Oh and Cryinghead you've got a lot of growing up to do, you hack. Go bake a cake.

oh yeah i dont bake cakes i only eet the ones your mom makes me when im trying to leave in the morning when shes slurping on my balls. go lern how to fly you reetard

the cryinhead

if this stinkin bum be laid off in august its cuz he aint got no goddamn hands n feet. get with the program u fool and learn to fly an aircrafft.
cryinghead

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200 hours - Happy to be employed in aviation. Slightly unhappy that I am required to straighten bent nails with a hammer for the first week. 300 hours - A few 185 trips here and there. Got my PPC on the toilet scrubber brush that week too. (How is it possible for poo to be sprayed upward under the t...