Bliss: Most harmless, nobody is saying experience counts for nothing. If you can quote where I said that, I’d like to see it. My point, since you missed it, is this: Don’t state that post secondary is mandatory when it clearly is not. Do not present opinion as fact. Everybody CAN read the little wor...

http://www.aircanada.com/en/about/career/pilots.html Job Requirements To fly for Air Canada, pilots must meet certain basic requirements: · 1000 hours of fixed wing flying time · Completion of schooling to the university entrance level. Ability to pass the Air Canada and Transport Canada medical and...

Get used to it. You chose to live north of 55.

EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA Latitude = +53.6 North

Man you Eastern boys make me laugh. You keep claiming to work "up north." You're not north until you've crossed +60

“Quagmire, what are you doing here?” – as he emerges from a cell at the women’s prison. “You know I can’t resist doing a chick in the can! Giggidy, giggidy!” – Quagmire. “Damn you! Damn you all to hell!” - Stewie “For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.” - Stewie “Good news Flappy. I’ve decided...

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Try these.

Quickflight, be a good lad and run out and get a nice sense of humour. Siddley Hawker you could take this one step further if asked your penis size. “It’s about 4 hours long.” See what kind of response that gets. :D The next question is how many cubits is the interior of your aircraft? Does anyone e...

Here’s an interesting little “Canadian-ism” I’ve noticed. We all measure distance in time it takes you to drive someplace. Q. How far from Calgary to Vancouver? A. 12 hours. Q. How far from Edmonton to Calgary? A. 3 Hours. I think it is because distances are so large as to be meaningless. We know we...

I have seen it. The skit was on a tape called, “How to annoy and irritate people.”

We have a winner:

Ron Graham:
Dead battery caused it

There is basically two of everything in the electrical system, but only one battery. The two alternators feed the battery, which then feeds all of the electrics in the plane.

What is the one item in the electrical system that can fail and cause a complete electrical failure?

You can't say M a r v i n??

Reasonable adaptation of the book!?!?!?!?! Did you guys see the same movie I saw? It was horrible!! I love the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Best books ever written about life, but the movie was crap. They went so far a field from the books as to be almost unrecognizable. They tried to dumb it d...

65ish% power, most cruising altitudes.

PA-31-310:
KTAS: 180 Fuel: 220 lbs/hr

PA-31-325:
KTAS: 170 (with the wing lockers) Fuel: 235 lbs/hr

PA-31-350:
KTAS: 170 Fuel: 250 lbs/hr

How could you guys have missed something as simple as a "Kiss."

"Laser gun" is cute too.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. -The Restaurant at the E...

The Guide says there is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Life, the universe and everything.

Perfect.

Wish you were here.

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shitdisturber

Living in a glass house.

I before E except after C Unless in ‘A’ as in Neighbor and Weigh And all throughout the month of May And you’ll always be wrong no matter what you say. -Cruel English Teachers. There, they’re, their Cat-man. It’s only going to get worse. It’s its own monster now. I was driving around the other day a...