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by pianokeys
Tue Dec 11, 2018 3:46 am
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Most risky flying decisions.
Replies: 42
Views: 4812

Re: Most risky flying decisions.

Deciding to go upstairs while knowing full well I had to poop.
by pianokeys
Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:07 pm
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Gabor Lukacs and CBC shit all over Air Canada - again
Replies: 13
Views: 3644

Re: Gabor Lukacs and CBC shit all over Air Canada - again

I almost called this thread the Gabor Lukacs Super Thread so we could post every time the CBC and him get together and kiss.

I wonder how long it will be before he tries to sue avcanada for defamation.
by pianokeys
Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:11 pm
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Gabor Lukacs and CBC shit all over Air Canada - again
Replies: 13
Views: 3644

Gabor Lukacs and CBC shit all over Air Canada - again

Well well well... Looks like Gabor and his boyfriend the CBC are at at again! https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/air-canada-under-fire-for-lost-luggage-and-misleading-on-compensation-limits-1.4933798 "Airlines are deceiving the travelling public," says Lukacs, founder of Air Passenger Rights, a Halifa...
by pianokeys
Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:51 am
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Women-only plane seating needed to combat sexual assault and midair ‘manspread’
Replies: 13
Views: 2610

Re: Women-only plane seating needed to combat sexual assault and midair ‘manspread’

digits_ wrote: Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:35 pmDo I have to get a sex change to get more space?
No, just identify as a binary cis-gendered female and its all yours.
by pianokeys
Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:54 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Woman brings emotional support SQUIRREL on flight.
Replies: 22
Views: 4205

Re: Woman brings emotional support SQUIRREL on flight.

We need a war. That’ll straighten all these pussies out. Give them a common, societal goal. Everyone involved with WW2 was too busy blastin’ nazis or working on the war effort to get offended about Merry Christmas and transgendered pronouns.
by pianokeys
Sat Dec 08, 2018 8:06 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: C series
Replies: 78
Views: 32536

Re: C series

Korean want ETOPS for the A220. They probably want it because three out of four sides of that country is water. Five bucks we will finally see YHZ-YYC year round service with a C series. Canada also has 3 of 4 sides with an ocean Settle down there exacto, Canada is also 4800km wider than Korea.
by pianokeys
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:57 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: C series
Replies: 78
Views: 32536

Re: C series

Gino Under wrote: Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:37 am Korean want ETOPS for the A220.
They probably want it because three out of four sides of that country is water.

Five bucks we will finally see YHZ-YYC year round service with a C series.
by pianokeys
Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:50 am
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Canada Jetlines
Replies: 245
Views: 90855

Re: Canada Jetlines

(BTW, I'm left seat now, with a salary that I can afford to eat and send my kids to school, flying corporate). I'm not an ass to fly with, despite my AVCANADA politically incorrect posts, but I'm also not going to feel sorry for some Joe Schmoe or Jane Doe for "not willing to pay a fair price" to f...
by pianokeys
Thu Dec 06, 2018 1:20 pm
Forum: General Airline Industry Comments
Topic: Canada Jetlines
Replies: 245
Views: 90855

Re: Canada Jetlines

telex wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:34 pm
goingnowherefast wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 5:31 pm Anybody know the WAWCON?
No OC. No airplanes. No pilots. No WAWCON.
I sure hope Jetlines has a PML to Newleaf, or vice versa.
by pianokeys
Wed Dec 05, 2018 4:12 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: The government is concerned...
Replies: 42
Views: 7350

Re: The government is concerned...

It's not rocket science...I don't think we need an expensive study to find the problem. I'd be happy to fly for a living if I could afford to! I could have my CPL in a few months if I wanted. So could my Gran. Who cares what you think. You don't have perspective. Let the commercial pilots speak the...
by pianokeys
Thu Nov 29, 2018 11:03 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: Noisy A320's
Replies: 3
Views: 2221

Re: Noisy A320's

You chose to live near an airport, deal with it.

Second, who cares? 201 is almost 30 years old, so who wants to spend north of $10,000 per fin when in about two to three years time they will be pop cans?
by pianokeys
Fri Nov 23, 2018 7:26 am
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: Memo to Senior AC Management: 737Max needs LieFlat Biz Product
Replies: 9
Views: 3069

Re: Memo to Senior AC Management: 737Max needs LieFlat Biz Product

altiplano wrote: Fri Nov 23, 2018 5:49 am But it doesn't make sense to configure a 737 with lay flat seats for 99.9% of what they're doing...
Exactly, why corner three or four tails that can only be dispatched for two or three routes?
by pianokeys
Sun Nov 18, 2018 2:27 am
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Is it Bernouilli or Newton or both?
Replies: 13
Views: 1691

Re: Is it Bernouilli or Newton or both?

IS THAT YOU KEITH DEMELLO, OR IS IT ME?
by pianokeys
Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:40 pm
Forum: WestJet
Topic: WestJet might as well rebrand itself as Canadian
Replies: 26
Views: 7865

Re: WestJet might as well rebrand itself as Canadian

Hangry wrote: Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:22 pm Well hello Captain Obvious. I thought you only did commercials.

WJ hasn’t been an LCC for a very long time.
Go eat.

Everyone knows WS hasnt been a LCC for a while but now its blatant, now its inarguable.
by pianokeys
Fri Nov 16, 2018 8:19 pm
Forum: WestJet
Topic: WestJet might as well rebrand itself as Canadian
Replies: 26
Views: 7865

WestJet might as well rebrand itself as Canadian

A few months ago I posted that Greg (dont know why he needs an extra G) was a union busting loser and that I didnt understand the need for Swoop. Ive said it before in other discussions off the internet, I dont get the point of Swoop. But now seeing all these new ads for the 787 and the new first cl...
by pianokeys
Thu Nov 15, 2018 9:21 am
Forum: Accidents, Incidents & Overdue Aircraft
Topic: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia
Replies: 58
Views: 12997

Re: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia

Anyways...what is the lesson. Perhaps, there is something to be said about learning some more about your aircraft above and beyond what the manufacturer tells you. Not ridiculous minutia but interesting systems knowledge. I suppose it is like the instructor many years ago said when describing the e...
by pianokeys
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:36 pm
Forum: Accidents, Incidents & Overdue Aircraft
Topic: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia
Replies: 58
Views: 12997

Re: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia

Maybe planes (especially with sidestick controls) should have a red robust centrally located 3 position switch labeled “Auto L” @ 10 o’clock position, “Auto R” @ 2 o’clock position, and an “Auto Off” @ 6 o’clock position. There should also be 2 green lights below the L and R switch positions. The A...
by pianokeys
Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:39 pm
Forum: Air Canada
Topic: L1011
Replies: 20
Views: 5754

L1011

Keeping with the theme... The old man used to work ramp, said the L1011 was the best because back in the 80s when AC did their own commissary, if the flight cancelled, the station attendants took the first class meals home. Said L1011 stood for "late ten out of eleven times". He also said it was, fr...
by pianokeys
Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: Accidents, Incidents & Overdue Aircraft
Topic: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia
Replies: 58
Views: 12997

Re: Lion Air 737 MAX 8 Crashes in Indoesia

Lion Air is no longer banned from the EU since 2016.

But that still doesnt change the fact they have a crappy maintenance record and crappy safety record. How do you destroy an airplane that is fresh out of the box?
by pianokeys
Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:08 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Fatigue is finally making the news
Replies: 18
Views: 3306

Re: Fatigue is finally making the news

You idiots, "DOCTOR" Ashley Nunes says were not tired, he says were just crappy. Duh. WAKE UP. LITERALLY.

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