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Chuck Norris doesn't request clearances, he states intentions.
Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board.
Leading cause of disorientation for pilots: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never "loses" altitude, he simply gets rid of it when he no
longer has any use for it.
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00. Chuck Norris is
never under pressure.
No one knows what Chuck Norris' tale number is, nobody has ever gotten that
Chuck Norris was told to ident, the controller was greeted with a fist
coming out of his radar screen.
Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you
are already dead.
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