Plan B.....

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Re: Plan B.....

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Lost Lake wrote:
Rowdy wrote:It is an eventuality for me. Damn spinal damage. Lets hope I can put it off for a few years (decade or two), but in the mean time, I'm putting together plans for the purchase of a lucrative franchise! Why make money for someone else?
Sorry Rowdy, but that's an oxymoron. The company that sells the franchise makes the money. Ask M&M or other franchisees,
Some people dont get my jokes :wink:
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Rowdy wrote:
Lost Lake wrote:
Rowdy wrote:It is an eventuality for me. Damn spinal damage. Lets hope I can put it off for a few years (decade or two), but in the mean time, I'm putting together plans for the purchase of a lucrative franchise! Why make money for someone else?
Sorry Rowdy, but that's an oxymoron. The company that sells the franchise makes the money. Ask M&M or other franchisees,
Some people dont get my jokes :wink:

Make a FUNNY one and we PROMISE to get it! :mrgreen:
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Three old, deaf pilots are walking down the road.

First one says, "Windy today!"
Second one says, "Wednesday? No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "I'm thirsty, too - let's go find a bar"
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Beefitarian wrote:I'm half way to being an eccentric multi Billionare.
Sorry Beef, don't you know that until the rich half happens, you're just plain crazy, not eccentric?
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I'm in denial.
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I would go to doctor school,
become a medical examiner,
sign my own medical...... :rolleyes:
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If I lose my medical, I'm going to become an "aviation consultant". I'll work for big companies recommending weird stipulations to put in contracts with air services, like really restrictive duty time and pilot experience requirements. I'll go and "inspect" runways and helipads and recommend bizarre "safety" enhancements like guard rails and traffic lights, and radio operators who think they are ATC. I'll recommend things like any aircraft carrying top management must have three co-pilots and extra wings. They'll pay me big bucks to come up with this shit. Maybe I'll branch out into regular "safety" and make even more money by recommending orange shoes for all flight attendants and mesh "anti-poking" eyeball covers for engineers. I'll recommend "crawlways" be painted on hangar floors so that employees can keep four points of contact with the ground at all times, and special brackets that can be attached to employees' heads to make sure they can't fall over and always look where they are going.
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Inventor.

I was cleaning the house today and all of the damn spray bottles, once you get near the bottom of the bottle, don't spray on an angle. What the hell!? Put a little collar weight on the end of the pickup so it moves with gravity as you rotate the bottle, kind of like the flop tube in the Pitts fuel tank!
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I still hold a commercial licence, but I gave up the flying. Unemployment every fall was stressing me out and causing low "bank account pressure". I'm working as a consultant in a CBM development project now. I did this because I didn't think a pot-bellied porn star would be in big demand. It was my first choice though. Now I work 6 months of the year (rotational), and vacation alot. It's nice. But don't give up if you are only on plan "B". I'm already on plan "X" :rolleyes:
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I am also on Plan C. The best of all! :smt040
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I'm thinking of getting a job as piano player in a whorehouse. Then I won't have to lie to my mother any more when she asks what I do for a living.
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East, Central, West, it's all Alberta east of the 2nd Narrows


Come on now..... Iron Workers. Give credit to those who died building the gateway to Iran.
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looproll wrote:Inventor.

I was cleaning the house today and all of the damn spray bottles, once you get near the bottom of the bottle, don't spray on an angle. What the hell!? Put a little collar weight on the end of the pickup so it moves with gravity as you rotate the bottle, kind of like the flop tube in the Pitts fuel tank!
Hey loop, this you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=ZU6YJ-1AJYU
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