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Best -Family Guy- quotes

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I can t get enough of the show.

Lois: Peter, what is your problem

Peter: You know what my problem is.... I love to much!!!!
Dance with me Lois, Dance the dance of life

-dances into the bookshelf-

... makes me laugh every time :D
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"Damn you broccoli"-Stewy

"Holy crip, it's a crapple"-Peter
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"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"

- Stewie
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'You fetch me a copy of the walstreet journal, you two....fight to the death!' - Stewie

" Of course a man made that louis, its a comercial not a delicious thanksgiving dinner!" - Peter

" Smoke"

"tabaco killed my father, and raped my mother!"

" Smoke"

"these are mine, this is where my babies come from!" - Louis

" Oh Ass ahoy!" - Brian

"Are you smokin' yet?"

" DAMN YOU! DAMN BROCCOLI AND DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!"

umm yeah ok as you can tell I've seen em all...multiple times.
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"BOW DOWN TO ME!!" - Stewie on yet another power trip
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"... it feels like I did KISS too, and it feels good." -Peter

"Tell your wife to come over later for some boom-shakalaka, boom-shakalaka, boom-shakalaka, boom." - Steven Hawking
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"giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity ... "
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Just look at my signature below!
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"Thanks for the update, Big Ben"

"You can't eat all those hamburgers, you ridiculous fella"

"Sir, I found what was blocking your vacuum. It was an old meatball"
"Did you keep it?"
"No."
"You bastard."

"Chris, I just got us on welfare! Help me scatter car parts on the lawn."
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Quagmire....

"Hey Meg, ya eighteen yet?"
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Post by duplicate2 »

In court (I think this was the series premiere) after things go bad for Peter:

Peter: Oh no!
Lois: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Man (bursting through the wall): Oh yeah!
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Post by CarbIce »

Peter says "Hmmm, how did these get here?"

Grabs his chin, removes it and stuffs it in his crotch.
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Post by VeRmiLLioN »

"Sir, you can't park you van on the diving board." - Conceirge at Hotel

"That not my van, that my son" - Peter

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"Hey everybody..look what I'm doing....!!" - Peter (as he licks his nipple)

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Peter "I think i read a book about this once"

Brian "Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?"

Peter "Oh yeah thats it"



And the one where meg says we can't go back to that one horse town.

Then it cuts to the horse,I can't remember what the horse said, but i was crying cuz i was laughing so hard.
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"Peda... " - Lois

" Mother, my food hasn't cut itself " - Stewie
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BTD wrote:Then it cuts to the horse,I can't remember what the horse said, but i was crying cuz i was laughing so hard.
"Shutup! No, you shutup! No, YOU shutup! NO, YOU SHUTUP! All right - EVERYBODY just shut up! What was that? I don't know... (little gasp and a whisper:) The wind!"

Looooooooooooove that quote!

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Louis - Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts-

Peter - OOO -
(bursts into tears)
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Thx milkguy. I knew the jist but not word for word. Probably one of the best family guy scenes
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Post by JayVee »

Peter: Hey Lois....diarrhea!
Lois: Oh Peda, (chuckling)I'm carryin' iced tea!


Stewie: Victory is mine!
(while instructing Lois to clean his bum and change his diaper) ..AND DON'T FORGET THE TAINT!!
What the deuce?!
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Stewie to Brian (while getting his diaper changed)- "How does that smell, Dog? Does it smell like servitude?"
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glenn honey.....i have a question for you...........

(quagmire) I have a question for you too-what are you still doing here?
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“Quagmire, what are you doing here?” – as he emerges from a cell at the women’s prison.

“You know I can’t resist doing a chick in the can! Giggidy, giggidy!” – Quagmire.


“Damn you! Damn you all to hell!” - Stewie

“For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.” - Stewie

“Good news Flappy. I’ve decided not to kill you.” - Stewie

“Gee Peter, I’d like to help but, I have to go out in the hallway and chew on my ass for the next five minutes.” – Brian.

The list is Endless.
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Post by Rowdy »

Peter -theres a message in my alphabets is says "oooooooooooooooo"

Brian - Peter, those are cheerious!
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Post by lazy »

Stewie: There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore.

Peter: Well, i guess you dont have to toilet train, i should give you some beer eh? That stuff runs right through ya
Stewie: (Sarcastc) Oh great while we do that we can smoke a doobie and watch some porn
Peter: Y... Yea?

My God wouldn't it be marvelous if i turned out to be a homosexual?
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