Best -Family Guy- quotes
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Best -Family Guy- quotes
I can t get enough of the show.
Lois: Peter, what is your problem
Peter: You know what my problem is.... I love to much!!!!
Dance with me Lois, Dance the dance of life
-dances into the bookshelf-
... makes me laugh every time
Lois: Peter, what is your problem
Peter: You know what my problem is.... I love to much!!!!
Dance with me Lois, Dance the dance of life
-dances into the bookshelf-
... makes me laugh every time
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"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"
- Stewie
- Stewie
"FLY THE AIRPLANE"!
http://www.youtube.com/hazatude
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'You fetch me a copy of the walstreet journal, you two....fight to the death!' - Stewie
" Of course a man made that louis, its a comercial not a delicious thanksgiving dinner!" - Peter
" Smoke"
"tabaco killed my father, and raped my mother!"
" Smoke"
"these are mine, this is where my babies come from!" - Louis
" Oh Ass ahoy!" - Brian
"Are you smokin' yet?"
" DAMN YOU! DAMN BROCCOLI AND DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!"
umm yeah ok as you can tell I've seen em all...multiple times.
" Of course a man made that louis, its a comercial not a delicious thanksgiving dinner!" - Peter
" Smoke"
"tabaco killed my father, and raped my mother!"
" Smoke"
"these are mine, this is where my babies come from!" - Louis
" Oh Ass ahoy!" - Brian
"Are you smokin' yet?"
" DAMN YOU! DAMN BROCCOLI AND DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!"
umm yeah ok as you can tell I've seen em all...multiple times.
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"Thanks for the update, Big Ben"
"You can't eat all those hamburgers, you ridiculous fella"
"Sir, I found what was blocking your vacuum. It was an old meatball"
"Did you keep it?"
"No."
"You bastard."
"Chris, I just got us on welfare! Help me scatter car parts on the lawn."
"You can't eat all those hamburgers, you ridiculous fella"
"Sir, I found what was blocking your vacuum. It was an old meatball"
"Did you keep it?"
"No."
"You bastard."
"Chris, I just got us on welfare! Help me scatter car parts on the lawn."
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"Sir, you can't park you van on the diving board." - Conceirge at Hotel
"That not my van, that my son" - Peter
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"Hey everybody..look what I'm doing....!!" - Peter (as he licks his nipple)
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"That not my van, that my son" - Peter
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"Hey everybody..look what I'm doing....!!" - Peter (as he licks his nipple)
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Peter "I think i read a book about this once"
Brian "Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
Peter "Oh yeah thats it"
And the one where meg says we can't go back to that one horse town.
Then it cuts to the horse,I can't remember what the horse said, but i was crying cuz i was laughing so hard.
Brian "Are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
Peter "Oh yeah thats it"
And the one where meg says we can't go back to that one horse town.
Then it cuts to the horse,I can't remember what the horse said, but i was crying cuz i was laughing so hard.
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"Shutup! No, you shutup! No, YOU shutup! NO, YOU SHUTUP! All right - EVERYBODY just shut up! What was that? I don't know... (little gasp and a whisper:) The wind!"BTD wrote:Then it cuts to the horse,I can't remember what the horse said, but i was crying cuz i was laughing so hard.
Looooooooooooove that quote!
Craig
The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
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