Looking for a rich woman to support me
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Looking for a rich woman to support me
Looking for a sugar momma that doesnt mind supporting a broke pilot.
The perfect candidate is under 300 pounds, has a nice smile, likes to drink and isnt to kinky.
I'm 5'9(a midget I know) enjoy drinking and flying(not at the same time, transport says I wont perform the same as sober).
Eager to please and can cook every once and while. If your really rich I might even do your laundry.
oh and good hygeine is a bonus. No facial hair please, I dont care if you have to shave it, just as long as I dont see it.
The perfect candidate is under 300 pounds, has a nice smile, likes to drink and isnt to kinky.
I'm 5'9(a midget I know) enjoy drinking and flying(not at the same time, transport says I wont perform the same as sober).
Eager to please and can cook every once and while. If your really rich I might even do your laundry.
oh and good hygeine is a bonus. No facial hair please, I dont care if you have to shave it, just as long as I dont see it.
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Liars and the martyrs
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Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
I am 4'11" and 299 pounds. An ideal woman for you. Check PMs big boy.
"Yeah. There is a problem. You...because you're dangerous. You're dangerous and foolish - and that makes you dangerous! Now, let's cut the...crap. We've got a plane to fly. Let's try to be on time, okay?"
~Val Kilmer, Saturday Night Live
~Val Kilmer, Saturday Night Live
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Looking for a rich woman to support me
Did you write your PSTAR yet, Hoover?
with that attitude you'll never meet anyone. be more opened minded exploring crevisis is probally a lot of fun. cancell the weight restriction, get rid of the rich part and remove the no facial hair policy. YOu will probally be flooded with fat, hairy chicks wanting to get down and dirty.
Well seeing as she has the money and will be supporting me, I am the employee. I am just seeking an employer that is right for me. I still haven't received any offers, maybe I should include a photo?
I carry my crucifix
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
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Thank goodness. I was hoping you'd say that. When can we get together? Here's a pic....Hoov wrote:Your right I was being really picky. The weight restriction and facial hair restriction have been lifted.
I know there's a vag|na under there somewhere.
And dont post my IP Endless.....
I dont mind whiskers, but you have beard, chicks shouldnt have full beards. I dont want to seem like a dick, but isnt gonna work between you and I. Stop sending me personal messages, and how did you get my email? I AM NOT INTERESTED! Creepy chick.
I carry my crucifix
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
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Well, you should always show your most recent picture. You are smoking hot woman! I like me that lil meat on dem bones! PM me, we could have a good future together, although I will probably never satisfy you in the bedroom. I think the last word I was described was as "inadequate". PM me I have lots of pics.
I carry my crucifix
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side
Under my deathlist
Forward my mail to me in hell
Liars and the martyrs
Lost faith in The Father
Long lost in the wishing well
Wild side