Looking for a rich woman to support me

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Looking for a rich woman to support me

Post by Hoov »

Looking for a sugar momma that doesnt mind supporting a broke pilot.

The perfect candidate is under 300 pounds, has a nice smile, likes to drink and isnt to kinky.

I'm 5'9(a midget I know) enjoy drinking and flying(not at the same time, transport says I wont perform the same as sober).

Eager to please and can cook every once and while. If your really rich I might even do your laundry.

oh and good hygeine is a bonus. No facial hair please, I dont care if you have to shave it, just as long as I dont see it.
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WANTED: Woman with airplane. Send picture of airplane
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I am 4'11" and 299 pounds. An ideal woman for you. Check PMs big boy.
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Did you write your PSTAR yet, Hoover? :lol:
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Post by gonfly'n »

with that attitude you'll never meet anyone. be more opened minded exploring crevisis is probally a lot of fun. cancell the weight restriction, get rid of the rich part and remove the no facial hair policy. YOu will probally be flooded with fat, hairy chicks wanting to get down and dirty.
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If you open yourself to new employment prospects while exploring those crevices, you might be able to afford a plane of your own, too. :D
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Your right I was being really picky. The weight restriction and facial hair restriction have been lifted.
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does it have to be a woman? I know of quite a few wealthy men who swing for the other team. Why limit yourself right? :lol:
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Negative, she must have at least two tits and one vagina.
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What about a bearded lady that's had a mastectomy?
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Post by Juggs »

Ah....Hoov is not an equal opportunity employer.
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Well seeing as she has the money and will be supporting me, I am the employee. I am just seeking an employer that is right for me. I still haven't received any offers, maybe I should include a photo?
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Hoov wrote:Your right I was being really picky. The weight restriction and facial hair restriction have been lifted.
Thank goodness. I was hoping you'd say that. When can we get together? Here's a pic....

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I know there's a vag|na under there somewhere. :wink:

And dont post my IP Endless..... :P
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I dont mind whiskers, but you have beard, chicks shouldnt have full beards. I dont want to seem like a dick, but isnt gonna work between you and I. Stop sending me personal messages, and how did you get my email? I AM NOT INTERESTED! Creepy chick.
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Post by HotRichGirl »

Awww. Too bad. I recently lost a couple of pounds on Jenny Craig. Kirstie was right, it does work.......

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Any others out there interested? I'm getting cold without all that facial hair. :(
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Well, you should always show your most recent picture. You are smoking hot woman! I like me that lil meat on dem bones! PM me, we could have a good future together, although I will probably never satisfy you in the bedroom. I think the last word I was described was as "inadequate". PM me I have lots of pics.
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Hoov......your drunk again eh?
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