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Post by paddy »

So my wife said I was drunk based solely on my lack of sobriety. How do you deal with this?
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Post by 2R »

A man needs a hobby and a wife .If the hobby gets in the way of the wife get a new hobby. Wives are harder to find especially ones as good in bed as yours paddy :wink: :wink:
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Post by Rudder Bug »

I would tell her we need to have a cold one together and chat about it
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Post by TopperHarley »

I'd hit her.










just kidding. :lol:
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Post by niss »

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Nothing, you allready told her twice. :lol:

Seriously though, dont hit women.
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Post by 2R »

What would Al Bundy do ???
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Post by twotterflyer »

My wife told me I should drink more beer! :D
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Post by happily.retired »

Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
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happily.retired wrote:Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that would be funny.
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Post by log sheet »

Came home one night, stumbled in the door. Wife was standing there tappin' her foot. She looked at me and said," DRUNK AGAIN!"
I said," YA, ME TOO!"
CHEERS!
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Post by niss »

happily.retired wrote:Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
Well Im sorry misses pisses on everything....

Look here are some other threads you can piss and moan about:

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 33&start=0

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 96&start=0

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 35&start=0

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 26&start=0

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes

There really are way too many more things that would obviously piss you off, ill let you go one by one and put your own little flare to the threads.
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Post by West Coast Swell »

Just sittin here reading this fine thread on Avcanada and I got to thinkin about my life. You see .... this whole drinkin and going home problem has been a plague on mankind for a millenia. You see Log Sheet, you have to use reverse ozmosses or psychology on da ladies. Rather than empowering the women by letting her stand there tapping her toe in disappointment at you after parting with the guys, you need to come home .... know remember kids you can't use this technique to often or you'll blow the cover .... after a hard night of drinkin with da boys ... you gotta come home and boot the door open and say "honeyyyy.... I'm hoooooome, lets F*ck"!

I can gaurantee you that your wife not be pissed off at you, or well at least not at that very moment, rest a sure that once you bardge into the bed room under the guise of hot to trot, she will be ever so still and sound asleep.

Yup...
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Post by Widow »

West Coast Swell wrote:... she will be ever so still and sound asleep.
Ooh yeah, but wait 'til she accidently elbows your aching head in the morning.
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Post by happily.retired »

Niss, you seem to be struggling with the concept that someone who doesn't enjoy the suggestion of violence towards women might not be a woman. Hmm, suprising.
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Post by niss »

Actually I am going on hints you have left before, I cant be bothered where you put it throughout your whiney posts but I thought you wrote you are a woman. That is what I am going on.
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Post by happily.retired »

I'll save you the trouble. I've never claimed to be a lady.
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Post by Hedley »

I've never claimed to be a lady
You must be popular with the guys on Saturday night, then! :wink:
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Post by paddy »

So I told her..."After this argument if we still don't agree, then we'll just have to argue some more."
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Post by happily.retired »

:roll: One for Hedley
:roll: One for paddy
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Post by 2R »

"Off course i has been drinking occifer you don't think i would drive that fast sober do you !!!give a guy a fancy shirt and they loss their sense of HAHA"
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