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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Nothing, you allready told her twice.
Seriously though, dont hit women.
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Nothing, you allready told her twice.
Seriously though, dont hit women.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
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happily.retired wrote:Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
Now that would be funny.
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Well Im sorry misses pisses on everything....happily.retired wrote:Wouldn't it be terribly sad if one of the people reading this was a lady who'd been "told" one time too many, and since Niss is wise enough to write a comment like that with his face and location attached she happened to track him down and do something about that attitude of his?
Look here are some other threads you can piss and moan about:
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 33&start=0
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 96&start=0
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 35&start=0
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 26&start=0
http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... oman+jokes
There really are way too many more things that would obviously piss you off, ill let you go one by one and put your own little flare to the threads.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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Just sittin here reading this fine thread on Avcanada and I got to thinkin about my life. You see .... this whole drinkin and going home problem has been a plague on mankind for a millenia. You see Log Sheet, you have to use reverse ozmosses or psychology on da ladies. Rather than empowering the women by letting her stand there tapping her toe in disappointment at you after parting with the guys, you need to come home .... know remember kids you can't use this technique to often or you'll blow the cover .... after a hard night of drinkin with da boys ... you gotta come home and boot the door open and say "honeyyyy.... I'm hoooooome, lets F*ck"!
I can gaurantee you that your wife not be pissed off at you, or well at least not at that very moment, rest a sure that once you bardge into the bed room under the guise of hot to trot, she will be ever so still and sound asleep.
Yup...
I can gaurantee you that your wife not be pissed off at you, or well at least not at that very moment, rest a sure that once you bardge into the bed room under the guise of hot to trot, she will be ever so still and sound asleep.
Yup...
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Actually I am going on hints you have left before, I cant be bothered where you put it throughout your whiney posts but I thought you wrote you are a woman. That is what I am going on.
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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