An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
Happy Holidays
OLD PILOTS....
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Re: OLD PILOTS....
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked, was a shaved snatch !
Apparently I'm not welcome back at Swiss Chalet
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked, was a shaved snatch !
Apparently I'm not welcome back at Swiss Chalet
Re: OLD PILOTS....
New tricks.
"What's it doing now?"
"Fly low and slow and throttle back in the turns."
"Fly low and slow and throttle back in the turns."
Re: OLD PILOTS....
I don't why this is news? I've a lesbian my whole life! Trapped in a guy body......not fair, I tells you!
Re: OLD PILOTS....
Y'know, Eddie Izzard says much the same thing... didn't know you were a cross-dresser, DocDoc wrote:I don't why this is news? I've a lesbian my whole life! Trapped in a guy body......not fair, I tells you!
Re: OLD PILOTS....
Just because I wouldn't go home with you after you bought me all those drinks.....you call me a cross dresser....well, I NEVER!Guido wrote:Y'know, Eddie Izzard says much the same thing... didn't know you were a cross-dresser, DocDoc wrote:I don't why this is news? I've a lesbian my whole life! Trapped in a guy body......not fair, I tells you!
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Hey no judgement from me, Doc - to each their own! Though, I certainly don't think those fishnets you were wearing matched your shoes at all...Doc wrote:Just because I wouldn't go home with you after you bought me all those drinks.....you call me a cross dresser....well, I NEVER!Guido wrote:Y'know, Eddie Izzard says much the same thing... didn't know you were a cross-dresser, DocDoc wrote:I don't why this is news? I've a lesbian my whole life! Trapped in a guy body......not fair, I tells you!
