Kill this thread.

This forum is for non aviation related topics, political debate, random thoughts, and everything else that just doesn't seem to fit in the normal forums. ALL FORUM RULES STILL APPLY.

Moderators: ahramin, sky's the limit, sepia, Sulako, lilfssister, North Shore

Mach1
Rank 6
Rank 6
Posts: 485
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:04 am

Kill this thread.

Post by Mach1 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:54 pm

On the topic of the last word...

Go to work for a few days and all heck breaks loose. :)

To TOF: Sorry I missed the New Years day rumble. I was out earning a living. Damn this working thing is really getting in the way of life. That's it!! I'm quitting my job, getting a tie-dyed t-shirt, a VW microbus and moving to BC where my new life's philosophy will be, "Live free or die." I guess we will live to fight another day. :)

So onto the idea. Let us see who can get the last word, or to put it another way, kill this thread.
---------- ADS -----------
  
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!

Lurch
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2031
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Lurch » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:17 pm

I'm a recent Seneca Grad who was such a great pilot that I was hired right out of school to work for Jazz but because of the hard times I got laid off.

I'm too good of a pilot to work the ramp and clean toilets but only have 250 hours, so I would like find a company that would sell me a PPC on a PC12 so I can fly SPIFR. I'm willing to work for free, flying alcohol and chips to a indian reserve anywhere in northern Canada. I have no problem flying into the reserves because I think the natives are living such a great life off of the government handouts.

When I've finally got my 1500 hours I'm going to work for WJ because they are so much better then AC, who would have gone bankrupt years ago if it weren't for all of those government bailouts.

Once I have some jet time I'm thinking of heading over to the middle east and working for some company in those backwards countries who should be bombed back to the stone ages by the Israelis and the Americans, because we know GWB was right, they are all terrorists.

Then I'd love to retire and buy my own plane, but I refuse to pay those darn Nav Can fees because I think they are double dipping. I pay my taxes when I buy my fuel. I'll end every radio call with "any conflicting traffic please advise" and start every call with "Annnd".

:wink:

Lurch
---------- ADS -----------
  
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me

User avatar
iflyforpie
Top Poster
Top Poster
Posts: 7788
Joined: Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:25 pm
Location: Winterfell...

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by iflyforpie » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:33 pm

It just isn't the same when you know it's not true.

But it is true that I like Israel... :smt040

3... 2... 1...
---------- ADS -----------
  
Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?

Mach1
Rank 6
Rank 6
Posts: 485
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:04 am

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Mach1 » Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:35 pm

Lurch wrote:I'm a recent Seneca Grad who was such a great pilot that I was hired right out of school to work for Jazz but because of the hard times I got laid off.

I'm too good of a pilot to work the ramp and clean toilets but only have 250 hours, so I would like find a company that would sell me a PPC on a PC12 so I can fly SPIFR. I'm willing to work for free, flying alcohol and chips to a indian reserve anywhere in northern Canada. I have no problem flying into the reserves because I think the natives are living such a great life off of the government handouts.

When I've finally got my 1500 hours I'm going to work for WJ because they are so much better then AC, who would have gone bankrupt years ago if it weren't for all of those government bailouts.

Once I have some jet time I'm thinking of heading over to the middle east and working for some company in those backwards countries who should be bombed back to the stone ages by the Israelis and the Americans, because we know GWB was right, they are all terrorists.

Then I'd love to retire and buy my own plane, but I refuse to pay those darn Nav Can fees because I think they are double dipping. I pay my taxes when I buy my fuel. I'll end every radio call with "any conflicting traffic please advise" and start every call with "Annnd".

:wink:

Lurch
Now that I am no longer crying from laughter.... that was good. :prayer:
---------- ADS -----------
  
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!

User avatar
niss
Top Poster
Top Poster
Posts: 6745
Joined: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:54 pm
Location: I'm a CPL trapped in a PPL's Body.
Contact:

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by niss » Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:20 pm

I am willing to bet I have the smoothest testicles on this forum, nay, the world wide web. They are so aerodynamically perfect that the slightest breeze causes them to float.

NASA studied my testicles to help create more efficient aircraft.

My ass is so muscular I can clench my cheeks and turn a fart into a burp.

I win.
---------- ADS -----------
  
She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.

Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!

flyinthebug
Rank (9)
Rank (9)
Posts: 1684
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:36 am
Location: CYPA

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by flyinthebug » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:22 pm

...
---------- ADS -----------
  

User avatar
Siddley Hawker
Rank 11
Rank 11
Posts: 3351
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2004 6:56 pm
Location: 50.13N 66.17W

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Siddley Hawker » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:48 pm

Kill this thread.
How long is the runway in North Bay? :D
---------- ADS -----------
  

5400AirportRdSouth
Rank 5
Rank 5
Posts: 361
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:23 am

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by 5400AirportRdSouth » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:15 pm

I've been watching airplanes land since I was 2. The airport fence has left a funny dent in my forehead.

Which headset would you recommend?
---------- ADS -----------
  
Remember, only YOU can stop Narcissism

User avatar
HS-748 2A
Rank (9)
Rank (9)
Posts: 1124
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:39 pm
Location: Rock 101

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by HS-748 2A » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:25 pm

I slept with a Mod's sister.
---------- ADS -----------
  
The fastest way to turn money into smoke and noise..

AuxBatOn
Rank 11
Rank 11
Posts: 3028
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: North America, sometimes

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by AuxBatOn » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:57 pm

Siddley Hawker wrote:
Kill this thread.
How long is the runway in North Bay? :D
Not long enough for Jazz
---------- ADS -----------
  
Going for the deck at corner

Sulako
Rank Moderator
Rank Moderator
Posts: 2335
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:01 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Sulako » Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:46 pm

Hey guys, what'cha all doing? :)
---------- ADS -----------
  

Lurch
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2031
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Lurch » Wed Jan 06, 2010 10:15 pm

Sulako wrote:Hey guys, what'cha all doing? :)
:oops: Nuttin Boss, honest we's just clickin up

:smt040

Lurch
---------- ADS -----------
  
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me

Mostly Harmless
Rank 5
Rank 5
Posts: 328
Joined: Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:10 am
Location: Betelgeuse

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Mostly Harmless » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:57 am

Famous pick up lines in history:

In a sub shop: “Could you drain my (meat) balls, I don’t want to get any meat sauce on my shirt.”

On the curb: “I’m jealous of your cigarette and all the things you do with it.”
---------- ADS -----------
  

Lurch
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2031
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Lurch » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:14 pm

Time to up the anty

this one's for LiL

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=nKU0uQki5Dc

Lurch
---------- ADS -----------
  
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me

Lurch
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2031
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Lurch » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:16 pm

If that doesn't get this thread at least locked here is a shot at Doc

The Person below me will be a istp with something to say about peameal bacon :wink:

Lurch
---------- ADS -----------
  
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me

. ._
Top Poster
Top Poster
Posts: 7374
Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:50 pm
Location: Cowering in my little room because the Water Cooler is locked.
Contact:

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by . ._ » Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:53 pm

DID SOMEONE SAY "THE PERSON BELOW ME?!?!?!?!!!"

Image

Image

Image

Image

Image

-istp :twisted:
---------- ADS -----------
  

User avatar
xsbank
Top Poster
Top Poster
Posts: 5655
Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:00 pm
Location: "The Coast"

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by xsbank » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:07 pm

How come Jazz couldn't get a Dash8 stopped on a 10,000' runway at North Bay, running off the end?

Doc's real name is James Hoffa.

What's the name of that weird outfitter that was advertising for pilots? The one with the Herc? A... forgotten. Anyone else think they were a scam?
---------- ADS -----------
  
"What's it doing now?"
"Fly low and slow and throttle back in the turns."

Lurch
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2031
Joined: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:42 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Lurch » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:19 pm

xsbank wrote:How come Jazz couldn't get a Dash8 stopped on a 10,000' runway at North Bay, running off the end?

Doc's real name is James Hoffa.
:lol:

I'm sure the Mods are trying to ignore this thread but at this rate we might be in for some severe editing

But well we are at it there is one topic that has been on my mind for a while

What ever happened with that guy who falsified his ATPL and was fired from WJ?

:smt040

Lurch
---------- ADS -----------
  
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me

User avatar
grimey
Rank 10
Rank 10
Posts: 2979
Joined: Fri Mar 11, 2005 1:01 am
Location: somewhere drunk

Post by grimey » Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:53 pm

.
---------- ADS -----------
  
no sig because apparently quoting people in context is offensive to them.

Mach1
Rank 6
Rank 6
Posts: 485
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:04 am

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Mach1 » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:43 pm

Can anyone other than TOF get the last word? I don't think so... viewtopic.php?f=49&t=60499

P. S. Sorry to see you are having your period Grimey.
---------- ADS -----------
  
Last edited by Mach1 on Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:22 am, edited 1 time in total.
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!

User avatar
The Old Fogducker
Rank (9)
Rank (9)
Posts: 1784
Joined: Tue Mar 23, 2004 5:13 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by The Old Fogducker » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:50 pm

Huh?
---------- ADS -----------
  

Mach1
Rank 6
Rank 6
Posts: 485
Joined: Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:04 am

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Mach1 » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:22 am

Atta boy...
---------- ADS -----------
  
I'm going to knock this up a notch with my spice weasle. Bam!

aviator2010
Rank 5
Rank 5
Posts: 397
Joined: Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:19 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by aviator2010 » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:50 am

What does insurance cost for a company that's crashed 4 kingairs and a navjo in a year?
---------- ADS -----------
  
Panama Jack wrote:I'm afraid I will have to agree with aviator2010

Sulako
Rank Moderator
Rank Moderator
Posts: 2335
Joined: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:01 pm

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Sulako » Fri Jan 08, 2010 7:39 am

1.The North Bay Dash 8 thread was killed because the thread itself had gone sideways, nothing to do with Jazz.
2.No idea about the WJ logbook guy. I assume he's got a job somewhere and is accumulating actual hours rather than pretend ones.
3.You can call them whatever you want until they complain and ask that the thread be pulled.

Any other conspiracies while we're at it? :)
---------- ADS -----------
  

Tango01
Rank (9)
Rank (9)
Posts: 1139
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2004 10:00 pm
Location: ON

Re: Kill this thread.

Post by Tango01 » Fri Jan 08, 2010 8:33 am

From "Helinas"

What's the best place in Southern Ontario to get my Class 4?
---------- ADS -----------
  
Timing is everything.

Locked

Return to “The Water Cooler”