When I grow up I wanna be ............

Thump · Post by **Thump** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 8:54 am

Just fishing for a good laugh.....

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:05 am

Oh, I want to be an Oscar Mayer Weiner.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:06 am

When I grow old I wanna be the Wallmart greeter or the guy at Wendy's passing out the mints, lofty ambitions I know.

Northern Flyer · Post by **Northern Flyer** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:37 am

If I am forced to grow up, I want to be a spoiled, out of work AC pilot.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 9:47 am

"Growing up" is a loaded phrase with connotations of "responsibility".

I want to fly till I die. That's the plan. Hopefully, "growing up" doesn't enter the picture.

-istp

CLguy · Post by **CLguy** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:19 am

Just remeber getting old is mandatory but growing up is optional!!

SplitS · Post by **SplitS** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:14 pm

Balding, overweight, broke and still working for WELFair as I regularly do...

Always set goals you can achieve...

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 6:50 pm

Chief f/o bootyshake

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:29 pm

The makeup guy at Playboy photo shoots. I want a career I can really sink my teeth into!

N2 · Post by N2 » Mon Apr 12, 2004 9:54 am

Employed!

I'd Rather Be Flying · Mon Apr 12, 2004 2:34 pm

When I grow up I want to be an airplane.

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 3:06 pm

...an adult film star...

CLguy · Post by **CLguy** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 5:16 pm

A Piano Player in a Whore House and my brother can be the Pilot!!

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 8:17 pm

Please do not tell my mother that I am a pilot. She still thinks I play a piano in a house of ill repute.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:19 pm

"When I grow up, I want to be Principal Skinner... or a caterpillar!"
-Ralph Wiggum