I had to laugh

[squash junky]

This reminded me about a flight I did 20 yrs ago as a fairly new cpt 767
The station mgr from the departure point called us on the satellite that the security department knew an older woman (70+) was not checked correctly. I very much disliked the stn mgr and asked him how the **** he could allow such a security risk to be on our airplane and that we would have to land asap! He agreed and then I told him to uhhh get lost.
I think it was IAD to somewhere across the pond.
Anyway...good for a chuckle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrLghyJ_uQA