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Meeting with a pilot

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Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
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I really am completely speechless.
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You do know you won't get her back right?
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Pics of wife?
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Let us know what she thinks of CaptainKirk.
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genetic jack hammer wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:30 pm
Let us know what she thinks of CaptainKirk.
Probably the best person to meet with.

His head will be so far up his ass you won’t have anything to worry about.

Just make sure to bring the $79.95 + HST
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So, it'll be more of an informal meet ''n greet / mentoring session?
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Pratt X 3 wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:09 pm
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You just need to hang around an airport bar long enough and you'll find your pilot. How do you know which ones are pilots?.... Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Ok. Beyond all the BS. Go and get her a fam flight at the local flying club. She’ll get to meet and fly with a pilot. Where are you located?
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Best. Thread. Ever.
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DanWEC wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:57 pm
You do know you won't get her back right?
LOL!!!
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Sure, send your wife up, alone, with a pilot on a fam flight... I just can't think of anything else to say.
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lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
I have a better idea, do you want to borrow my uniform for the night? Just clean it before you bring it back ok?
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lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,

I'll do it for 500...
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450!
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lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
And they say romance is dead...
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All valid jokes... I had worse in mind, but refrained.

Unfortunately it really shows the sad state we're in.
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Where I come from, we would call this a “wind up”. Not surprised that a few pilots would fall for it.
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lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
[/quotejust wondering but did you maybe mishear your Wife say "Pilot" instead of "Lawyer" ?
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:) I haven't had a good laugh like this since the last time Henri dropped by!
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Your wife can come for a meat-ing any time. Just let me know the time and place.
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altiplano wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:14 am
All valid jokes... I had worse in mind, but refrained.

Unfortunately it really shows the sad state we're in.
Nah we’re the same as ever before. Always been a bunch of weird nerds with inflated, fragile egos. You know this.
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The preceding jokes brought to you by the same dumbasses who make fart and animal noises on 121.5 🙄
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