The Punishment (Pink) Plane

Mach1 · Post by **Mach1** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:15 am

With no offence meant to anyone…

What is the best thing you have heard said on the radio (or you thought about saying on the radio) to the poor souls who have to fly the punishment (pink) plane from Zip.

“Johnson, you’ve been bad”

“Suspension, censure, a day of dealing with Transport?”

“No, too serious for those punishments. You fly the pink plane all next month.”

“No!!! Not the pink plane!! I’ll deal with Transport for a week sir!”

“Too late Johnson, off to the punishment plane, and don’t forget to pick-up the matching uniform.”

My favourite…

“Wow, how much lipstick did you have to sell to get that?!”

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:22 pm

I figured that the pink plane was the final insult to the blue team for being vanquished by the red team. I guess that would be the formerly orange, then blue, now owned by red, but painted pink, right? CJ

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:52 pm

I hear they are painting a Rainbow plane.

JigglyBus · Post by **JigglyBus** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:54 pm

"This is the Captain speaking, Welcome aboard my giant pink tube ladies and gentleman. With the help of my copilot, we'll be thrusting this thing as hard a we can until we get there. It's a very short trip, never lasts more than a minute. If we're lucky, we might be able to go again, in about half an hour"

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:40 pm

You people.

My 4-year old daughter seems to like that airplane very much.

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 4:47 pm

"Do you do the San Francisco run in that?"

"Do you have matching uniforms complete with a really snazzy purse?"

Thump · Post by **Thump** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 5:43 pm

Actually overheard this on YVR Terminal:

"Zip 450 through 12000 for fl280" (well don't remember #)
atc "roger..."

looooong pause (not busy)

atc " so, you in the hot pink today?"
......... (no answer)

someone else replies with a nice slow lisp (as feminine as a man could sound): "it's salmon"

Just about pissed my pants that day!

Edo · Post by **Edo** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:29 pm

It will never happen buy I'd love to hear it.

Atc: "Zip 450 rodger ..... you wearing the red ones or the pink ones? ..... no wait don't ruin the suprise.......cleared ILS RNWY 02 wind 010 @ 5. Don't worry Daddies got ya"

Mach1 · Post by **Mach1** » Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:03 am

"it's salmon"

I love it!!