Jeez, check this out:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/02 ... ract1.html
One hell of a prenup...
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hmmmm... I wonder why get married anyway?
Think about it...
LIVE THE DREAM BOY'S ...."just say NO to marriage"
Think about it...
- i)Same woman every night.
ii)Same cooking (that's if they cook, it's a lost art with todays female) every night.
iii)As soon as she says "I do" the seams and stitching of her wedding dress start to break.
iv)She'll end up with annoying 'kackling' friends every Friday night in the one room with your big screen plasma where it will be impossible to watch a hockey game over their useless ranting about f'ing nothing important.
v) you can kiss oral sex good bye.
- i) no complaints about farting in bed.
ii) no complaints about the 'swirl' marks in the bowl.
iii) No complaints about the ass stink while stitting on the couch watching the hockey game.
iv) no complaints when you lay out a loud burp after a good Barbq steak & taters.
v) No more of that phuquing whining about phuquing nothing and everything.
LIVE THE DREAM BOY'S ...."just say NO to marriage"
No thanks, I'll just suffer through having manners, and enjoy the rest of my days happily married..I am Birddog wrote:hmmmm... I wonder why get married anyway?
Think about it...
Gents...do what I do and pay for the ass...it's far cheaper in the long run.
- i)Same woman every night.
ii)Same cooking (that's if they cook, it's a lost art with todays female) every night.
iii)As soon as she says "I do" the seams and stitching of her wedding dress start to break.
iv)She'll end up with annoying 'kackling' friends every Friday night in the one room with your big screen plasma where it will be impossible to watch a hockey game over their useless ranting about f'ing nothing important.
v) you can kiss oral sex good bye.
- i) no complaints about farting in bed.
ii) no complaints about the 'swirl' marks in the bowl.
iii) No complaints about the ass stink while stitting on the couch watching the hockey game.
iv) no complaints when you lay out a loud burp after a good Barbq steak & taters.
v) No more of that phuquing whining about phuquing nothing and everything.
LIVE THE DREAM BOY'S ...."just say NO to marriage"
Holy Smokes is that a craaaaazy prenup!
Here's the card I'd send him for his birthday
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l175/ ... oveyou.jpg
Oh wait, that'd cost me a good behavior day and I 'd have to be tied to the bed.
Pic-link edited by IABD (even I like a funny pic but I think may have gone over the line just a tad. Unless it's mine...I don't wanna see it
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I am Birddog wrote:hmmmm... I wonder why get married anyway?
Think about it...
Gents...do what I do and pay for the ass...it's far cheaper in the long run.
- i)Same woman every night. Small sacrifice
ii)Same cooking (that's if they cook, it's a lost art with todays female) every night. I LOVE my wife's cooking because she cooks what I love
iii)As soon as she says "I do" the seams and stitching of her wedding dress start to break. Same thing happens to us guys
iv)She'll end up with annoying 'kackling' friends every Friday night in the one room with your big screen plasma where it will be impossible to watch a hockey game over their useless ranting about f'ing nothing important. Or not. You gotta learn to put your foot down. Hockey time is STFU time
v) you can kiss oral sex good bye. I guess I must be one of the lucky guys
LIVE THE DREAM BOY'S ...."just say NO to marriage"
