teh_flyguy wrote:How do you know there's a pilot at your party? He'll tell you.
What do pilots use for birth control? Their personality.
It has nothing to do with social media, pilots are narcissists. Spend near 6 figures to make a Burger King wage for years, and maybe move out of your parents basements by 35. Nobody envies pilots, but pilots think they are the envy of everyone. Way better jobs out there as equipment operators that pay well and provide on the job training. Construction, transport truck, oil sands....the list is endless. No up front cost, and a good wage. Sorry flyboys, not much for bragging rights in this industry and everyone knows it. The pilot shortage is only because the wise got real jobs in other industries. You're the only ones that think what you do is special.
Here's another one: How do you know when a date with a pilot is half-over? When he says, "Well, enough about me, let's talk about airplanes!"
(Please PM me if you need me to explain it.)
"Nobody envies pilots". Hmmm. Gotta call bs on that one. Sounds like you do, for starters. Frustrated envy is often the motivation for taking shots at others as you do. But I base my opinion more on the hundreds of times over my career - including daily, and recently - people have expressed from admiration to awe at one's being a pilot. I wish I could be paid every time someone says, upon hearing my profession, "oh wow! I always wanted to be a pilot...". I mean zero disrespect for the professions you mention (I was a truck driver in a previous life) but I highly doubt that people are constantly saying the same things to oil sands and construction workers. Perhaps I'm wrong. But no one ever said to me "wow, you drive trucks" and then proceeded to give their life story about how their eyesight wasn't good enough or they lacked the money for lessons or how they regretted giving up on their dream to be a truck driver.
Which of course, in no way implies anyone SHOULD necessarily envy pilots (or look down their noses at other professions). It's a job, after all, not a Mission From God. But stating that "nobody does" is patently false. Search any combination of "most respected professions" for surveys and you'll invariably find "pilot" somewhere high in the list.
Again - I'll try to rephrase for the simple-minded - one may or may not agree that the job is
worthy of such high esteem, but to say that it doesn't exist is either ignorant or jealous.
Which one are you, teh_flyguy?

I’m still waiting for my white male privilege membership card. Must have gotten lost in the mail.