How many pilots to screw in a lightbulb?

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:08 pm

- 1, he just sits there and the world revolves around him

-2, one to screw it in, and an instructor stand there and say, "nice turn, nice turn..."

- None, It is not classed as elementary maintenance and therefore the work must be performed by an AME, properly certified, and checked by a seperate AME who did not participate in the original replacement, and is subject to maintenance release.

- 1, but on a flight test the pilot is permitted to look-up the procedure in the appropriate manual.

Did I miss any?

BTD · Post by **BTD** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:00 pm

Nice.

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:52 am

1. It's his own plane and why pay an AME for this?

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 6:29 am

How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the lighbulb screws him.

Just like everything else in this industry

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:50 pm

Hey Desk!

Take cover, Another hurricane approaching!!!
Good luck...

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:48 am

Hi Expat!

Should be safe from this one, but we've lost about 7-10 feet from our beaches in the last year...Ophelia didn't help she was so slo! High tide now just hits the sea walls, I can't imagine many people coming to this area without the beaches.

If it helps, the Americans are eating more so they don't blow away and it seems to be working.

Siddley Hawker · Post by **Siddley Hawker** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:09 pm

How many surrealists does it take to change a ligtbulb? Two, one to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with colourful machine tools.

Expat · Post by **Expat** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:44 am

Desk,

You should get hazard allowance for being there, just as we have in Afghanistan...