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Mostly Harmless wrote:Dear shitdisturber,

Your continual display of jealousy does not serve you well. We are all aware of your physical and mental handicaps and think that you should just work on accepting the fact that you are ugly, dress funny and are none too bright and stop trying to insult those of us that are better looking, better dressed and more intelligent.

Please, do refrain yourself and work on that all-important self-image that you have. Best wishes on your therapy.
If you're so much smarter than I am, how come i'm the one who understands the correct usage for the word "refrain" which some mental midgets apparently confuse with "restrain"? Not to point any fingers but his initials are MH.

You're just jealous cause I was over at our former receptionist's place again today and she won't even tell you where it is! Understandably I might add. bootyshake

PS. She was looking delectable as usual!
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Are you two finished ? Cause Im getting hungry..... Hey S.D. what was that all over, you take the last slice ?

Laying in bed eating friggen ice cream, :oops:

Hungry Mike
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We're never finished, that's what makes it fun! If you're lying in bed eating ice cream you're missing some of the basic food groups; add some fruit filled donuts to the ice cream and scoop it out with a carrot, then you've got em all covered.
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shitdisturber wrote:If you're lying in bed eating ice cream you're missing some of the basic food groups;......
Rofl, sure thought it was a different and better food group to eat in bed..
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Post by MurtsAir »

A vigorous diet of poon tang useally works but if your to ugly to get laid well go out back and find a goat or muskox depending on your localation. and chase it around
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i'll have to go along with you guys on that one; the only reason to eat ice cream in bed is to add a little flavour to your work out routine. :P
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Ahhh, I see the addle minded shitdisturber attempts to provoke me once again. Since you have not been seen in the company of a woman in the entire time I have known you, I would almost believe that you are a Homersexual, not that there’s anything wrong with that. But you are not neat, thin or well dressed, so I guess that you’re just desperate. Speaking of desperate… you are DREAMING if you think our former receptionist is going to do the horizontal tango with you. Remember, you just friends, which is woman for “loser.”
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That explains why you're always telling me about the various women you're just friends with. Let's face it, you're the model for Moe Syzlak after all. Since she's not even "just friends" with you, you must be whatever is beneath loser. Rest assured, I at least have a chance of getting beneath her; you and I both know you wish you could say the same.
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Curious… this need of yours to always try and have the last word. I think you have done a good job of making my point for me, so if you want it, the last word is yours to have.
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Murtsair :

You ever run across a shaven Muskox?
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Mostly Harmless wrote:Curious… this need of yours to always try and have the last word. I think you have done a good job of making my point for me, so if you want it, the last word is yours to have.
I know you far too well to think you wouldn't respond to a continuation of our word play; anymore than you could resist the opportunity to embarass a certain colleague I hit in the head once at your instigation.
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Post by Mike »

Ahhhhh Shite ! Just got home from a four day pairing and sure enough I've gained another five friggen pounds ! I even exercised my bag off all weekend and just not at the bar or my room.... Cripes I even noticed that my love handles/gut now rubs on my arm rest.. :shock:

Starving Hungry Mike
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Post by MurtsAir »

Cat Driver, I once recieved a muskox pelt in return for booze in a dry town turns out its worth 800 bucks ,,,, KA CHING
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I find if you get really drunk, nail a married lady and let the husband chase you all over the town help keep the love handles tight.
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Post by Mach1 »

The only reason the husband is chasing you is that he wants you to take her with you.

Mike, best of luck and keep up the good fight.
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God bless his heart :lol:
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