The person below me

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Post by AirPocket »

False, I like to see my work!

The person below me plays the drums in the nude.

I think too many people answered the same one!! :oops:
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Post by Springbok »

False, no time for the drums...naked yes...I am an autofelatio expert.
The dude below me taught me
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Post by TG »

True!, to not using your teeth while doing it.
The person bellow me agree
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Post by 2low »

Yes sir I do agree!

The person next can below me :lol:
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CGZMT
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Post by CGZMT »

True, Worked my @$$ off on the damn cold ramp for five years to pay for my CPL and and float endorsement.

The person below me loves to spoon his Co-pilot after hours
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Post by Scuba_Steve »

True! but only if they are really pretty dudes.

The person below me is hot for dick Cheney and friends
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Post by desksgo »

True. I've always had a thing for powerful Dicks, and he seems to have everyone by the nuts.

The person below me isn't where he wants to be.
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Post by Dust Devil »

True I'm in Calgary and I'd rather be home

The person below me has a rash in a sensitive spot
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Post by Johnny »

False. It's not a rash, just a spot from where the crabs bit me.

The person below me believes he/she is above me.
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Post by Flybabe »

True - you're way down there, I'm way up here.

The person below me has an affinity for fine scotch.
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Post by 200hr Wonder »

True - Single Malt 15 year old Oban would do nice

Ther person below will get more sleep than me today
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Post by gelbisch »

Definitely... after a 14 hour duty day and being up for over 24!

The person below me is addicted to this forum.
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Post by hazatude »

True! This board is digital crack.

The person below me has flown into an unfamiliar airport in bad weather:
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Post by Guido »

True! On my first solo cross-country, even!

The person below me is regretting getting out of bed this early.
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Post by Magnanimous »

True, classes should start at noon on the dot.

The person below me woke up next to someone who's name they could not remember.
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Post by Jet Dog »

False, who could forget their cousin, the person below me is a TC spy keeping tabs on Catdriver
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Post by w squared »

False. I'm an informer for the NSA, FBI, CIA, DIA, CSIS, BATF, RCMP, TSB, and PETA...but not even I would stoop so low as to give information to TC.

The person below me is a paragon of moral virtue.
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Post by heavymetal »

True, but only when I am not drinking, swearing, fighting or chasing skirt.

The person below me would do anything for some oreo cookies.
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Post by sar »

True, well ALMOSt anything anyways

The person below me sports a trendy mullet
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Post by mellow_pilot »

False, although in a dream last night I messed up shaving my head and left one side an inch or 2 longer than the other. (that's actually true)

The person below me is disturbed that I share my dreams on the message board.
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Post by Airtids »

False, we all share our dreams on the internet.

The person below me is supposed to be doing something more constructive than surfing the 'net.
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Post by lilfssister »

True, but I'm waiting for my cousin to show up for coffee...she's late!

The person below me is a former Spelling Bee champion.
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Post by Donald »

True, from Grade 4!

The person below me is hoping the next time the phone rings it will be AC calling for an interview..
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Post by 5x5 »

False - I hope that AC guy never calls again. We have enough flight instructors already!

The person below me is typing with one hand.
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TG
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Post by TG »

False, I'm typing with two fingers!

The person below me as his arms too small to scratch his balls.
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