Sharklasers
My intent with this response isn't to question your experience with these disturbances and how they may have turned out for you but rather give you my perspective as a former airline pilot and former police officer. Having had numerous first hand experiences myself in one-on-one dealings with disruptive passengers, I have both perspectives upon which to reflect and opine. Do you?
Meanwhile, I'd hoped this wouldn't turn into a boring novel or overtly contentious commentary but it seems based on other comments, some degree of understanding of what law enforcement is faced with when you request they attend your aircraft, could be illustrated.
“Why would I vacate the cockpit thus creating a serious security hazard to wade to the back of the aircraft when I could just utilize my resources as laid out in my company operations manual and the rules of common sense to address an issue like this?”
Absurd?
No it isn’t.
Why would you vacate the cockpit?
Here’s why, especially if you’ve summoned the police to attend your aircraft.
The reality is simply as PIC, the guy in charge, common sense should tell you it’s not only your responsibility, it’s in your self interest and your company’s interest that you are able to positively identify the person or persons who are being disruptive on your aircraft and be able to describe what it was they were being disruptive and uncooperative about. You should be on top of any potential for the shit hitting the fan aboard your aircraft. There is no need for you to get into a scrap with your passenger or passengers. Leaving it up to the F/As is simply shirking your responsibility no matter how many fish you think you have to fry and as the PIC, you’re certainly not undermining them. Do you seriously think a scheduled departure time is going to trump your onboard complaint?
By the way, if your passengers and crew have been security vetted and allowed to board, how is it, while parked at a gate, you’d be
“creating a serious security hazard”? Over statement?
“If I wanted to play cop I would have become a police officer.”
Well, unfortunately for you under federal statute definition, the PIC is a peace officer (in other words, you are the police) while exercising your PIC duties. This usually trumps (pardon the pun) your company ops manual and company legal department’s guidance if you’re ever summoned to court as a result of the original complaint.
(you’ll understand more clearly why I said that if you’re ever asked to give evidence in court regarding any future onboard incident you may experience, especially if a passenger sues. That’s when the real fun starts and you get to be part of it.).
“airport police have less than 0 issue coming onto an aircraft and removing disruptive passengers.”
I agree. The police will never have an issue when dispatched to investigate an onboard complaint. But, here’s the problem with your scenario. In my experience, airlines and airline personnel always want the police to do their dirty work without getting involved in the prosecutorial process when needed (thanks to the corporate legal department and PR guidance from your airline). Be sure your company policies are in sync with the Crown prosecutor's policy because there could be a significant difference with either prosecution or litigation.
Police can't charge or remove anyone from your aircraft based on heresay. Police powers cannot be exercised (that’s detain, arrest, or charge) unless the peace officer (or the police if you prefer) actually see an offence being committed. So it helps greatly if the PIC can observe the naughty behaviour for themselves. The Captain, the F/A In-charge, or the F/A should provide an accurate summary of the complaint for the attending officer(s), positively identify the offender and provide a corroborating statement to the investigating officer (who didn’t observe the offence) who will then have to determine what offence applies (if any) in order to exercise police powers and the removal (if necessary) of the offender and in some cases, use whatever force is necessary so their ass is legally covered and the airline’s ass is legally covered. Including the Captain’s.
If you got the police to remove the offender in your example, then there’s more to your scenario that needs to be revealed. Since you’ve indicated you were absent during the actual onboard disturbance, I can only imagine the accuracy of your second hand description of what actually went down.
“Once a passenger refuses a request to vacate the aircraft they are now trespassing and are the cops problem”
If I were the cop attending this complaint and this is how you wished to proceed (tresspassing), then here’s my enforcement issue. Your airline sold him a ticket for this flight, issued a boarding pass, assigned him a seat, security screened him, and seated him on your aircraft. So, how is he trespassing? Because he refused to get off? Doesn’t fit.
And, what exactly was your complaint against this individual? Causing a disturbance or trespassing? If he has no right to be there (didn’t pay for his seat) then trespassing wouldn’t likely be considered but I’d look at fraudulently obtaining transport as a possible indictment. In essence, how did this agitator get on your aircraft in the first place? I’d have to look into it a little more. I’ll go with the law that best applies if it fits the F/A’s explanation. But tresspassing??? I don't think so.
This is
NOT the police’s problem despite your commentary bravado. It’s still
your problem. Unless, of course, the mere presence of a uniformed police office on-board your aircraft resulted in the offenders willing compliance without protest due to perhaps a lack of knowledge regarding the law. If he does go willingly by cooperating with the police, win win. Good game.
Again, your story isn’t complete.
“Do you know how many pilots I know in a 705 operation who have had to drag a pax off themselves? 0.”
You shouldn’t have to “drag” anyone off if you’re prepared to assist the police as I've suggested rather than lock yourself away in the cockpit. By that I simply mean give the police the legal grounds to act through an ‘official’ complaint, provide witness (F/A’s) statements, and certainly be prepared for a court appearance. Easy. Unfortunately, airline personnel more often than not are MIA as you’ve already confessed to being.
“You tell yourself whatever you want though... I’m just telling you how it actually happens.”
Yes, and I’m just telling you how it actually works from a police perspective. I have a reasonable idea because I've had judges hand me my ass as a rookie for wrongful arrests in exactly these kinds of airline complaints. Some cases were dismissed because they were DOA or the airline reps simply didn't show.
Gino Under

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