ode to Hazatude...

Northern Skies · Post by **Northern Skies** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:38 am

Thank you, sir......

For getting so drunk at the first bar (which was totally empty exept for us) to have been kicked out.... thank you smart serve!

and then... for saying things to random strangers that I would never have the courage to say, and only wish I was sober enough to remember and quote because it was f*ckin awesome.

and.... for being refused entry to almost entry to every bar in hess village, dragging me in to the one who didn't know better, and then ditching me and leaving me to dance with 4 hot women........ and now I smell like girl because I've been making out with one of them for the last hour and have a date soon etc.

Haza, I'll drink with you any time man!
And I hope you got home ok, 'cause you were fucked!

Cheers everyone!

Northern Skies · Post by **Northern Skies** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:41 am

moral of the story:

maybe more people will want to come out with the hamilton crew now, eh?

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:28 am

You guys should sell your 'brutal' in a can and call it lady repellant.

F U and F hazatude

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:11 am

I think I met the 4 hot chicks you danced with...Classy!!

Don't tell me he took you to his "Special" Bar!!! I know the "hot" women you talk about!!

I remeber last time when we ended up making out with the rugby team! That was awesome. They kept kicking my nuts till they turned black and punched the crap out of me!! Hot women, what a treat!!

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:23 am

ROTFLMAO, that was good Yoyoma

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:58 am

Dude I'm a little hungover. No more of that shit for a while. I was singing NWA lyrics to these black guys and I'm not sure they were, "down" with it.

. . · Post by **. .** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:05 pm

haha i want some pics from the night

... · Post by **...** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:36 pm

NWA?!?! dude that 'OLDE SCHOOL' rap. I doubt the kids you were ryming it off to were not even born yet!

Happy couching day

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:52 pm

I just had some greasy KFC. Tasty hangover treat!

Airtids · Post by **Airtids** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:59 pm

Do you ramp guys have a medical to worry about?

Jesus, man! That stuff isn't even legally chicken! Spit it up, Quick, now, and add a few years!

gelbisch · Post by **gelbisch** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:07 pm

No kidding! I can hardly stomach that stuff with a clear head and calm belly... I don't know how you can get it down hung over.

BLECH!

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:12 pm

The folks down here live on it night and day.

They'll make 85 or 90 but Mr. Tofu here will get runover by a bus at 32

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:26 pm

Linecrew medical?

McKeX · Post by **McKeX** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:45 pm

My plane always reeks of KFC after the evening flight to St. Estatius. People are crazy about it down here. In fact, the St. Maarten KFC got robbed the other night and the only thing they stole was 3 boxes of chicken!

jumperdumper · Post by **jumperdumper** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:19 pm

I was a cook at KFC at 15.....
Its nasty stuff & i haven't touched since then.....
i would recommend staying away from it to anyone.

...you wish the chickens are that fresh

petite · Post by **petite** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:15 pm

"Ode to Haza"? I leave my computer for two days and I come back to this. Haza - forget about that dating forum you've been pushing for, it sounds like you already have an admirer.

Northern Skies · Post by **Northern Skies** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:49 pm

Why, are you jealous? (Desksgo sure is). Come drinking with us!

p.s. she was the one in the pink bikini.

p.p.s. petite you can have haza...... I have a thing for yoyoma's rugby team.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:46 pm

Northern Skies wrote:Why, are you jealous? (Desksgo sure is).

Quite jealous...If only I were a single male living in Hamilton

Somewhere there is a woman eating snackwells and talking to her 5 cats that would be perfect for you. She's waiting for you, go get em'. You're a tiger!

Northern Skies · Post by **Northern Skies** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 7:10 pm

i like cats