So glad that I'm not alone

Magnanimous · Post by **Magnanimous** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:11 pm

Anybody else think this guy is the most irritating thing on television?
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hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:19 pm

They are getting away from the Crappy Tire roots. Changing oil in the parking lot and spending 3 hours in the store when you just went in to get some windshield washer fluid.

I still love CT though. There is one right across the street from the Beer Store five min. from my house. Home base.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:42 pm

Yeah, the Crappy Tire guy is really annoying, but I commend Crappy Tire for expanding and building new superstores to compete with Wal Fart and Bone Depot.

If they didn't pander to the suburban sludge, they'd be gone like every other business Wal Fart and Bone Depot puts under.

I am proud to shop at Crappy Tire!

Incidently, the coolest Crappy Tire I've been to is in Wawa, Ont.. It's a definite 'must stop' after seeing the goose.

-istp

Nightshiftzombie · Post by **Nightshiftzombie** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:15 am

It's a shame CT doesn't feature real employees in their commercials. Or better yet show Mr.Jackass actually shopping at CT. Picture this, he walks up to the 16 year old kid working the parts counter. " I need some of those new Motomaster Depleted Uranium Brake pads for my 86 Acadian."

Kid looks confused, turns around and walks away. Three min later. Kid comes back with his twin brother.

Twin Brother - "How can I help you?"

Jackass- I need some of those new Motomaster Depleted Uranium Brake pads for my 86 Acadian."

Twin Brother - Acadian.....Thats a ..........Toyota?

Jackass- Pontiac.

Twin Brother- (Mumbles instructions to the first guy for 6 min while the first guy tries to work the computer)

6 min Later

Twin Brother - So you wanted Brake pads right?

Jackass -New Motomaster Depleted Uranium Brake pads.

Twin Brother - For an 86 Acadian?

Jackass - Thats right.

Twin Brother- Is it 2 door or 4?

Jackass- 2

Twin Brother- 4 or 6 Cyl?

Jackass- 4.

Twin Brother- Does it have air conditioning?

Jackass- No

Twin Brother- Tilt steering?

Jackass- No

Twin Brother- 8 track?

Jackass- No

Twin Brother - What colour is it?

Jackass- Green.

Twin Brother- Forest Green or Aqua?

Jackass - How the $#@% should I know? Do I look like an interior decorator.

Twin Brother- ................................................

Jackass- Just pick one..................... fine Aqua.

Twin Brother- Ok sir just one moment.(Wanders away leaving the stupid kid to put on an Olympian display of nose picking for the customers)

10 min later

Twin Brother- Here you go sir.

Jackass- Thanks

Back at home the Jackass has the front end of his 86 Acadian pulled apart. His stupid neighbor is helping him.

Jackass- Check out these. There the new Motomaster Depleted Uranium Brake pads, from Canadian Tire.

Stupid Neighbor- Canadian Tire?

Jackass- Yes. Only Motomaster makes these. See Normal Brake pads will wear out over time, and occasionally will seperate from the steel backing alltogether.

Stupid Neighbor- (Nods like a moron) But these are different?

Jackass- Yes. See Motomaster has taken Depleted Uranium, the same metal the US Army uses to shoot hole in Tanks with (Neighbor still nodding like a pigeon) and bonded it to a Stainless steel backing useing genuine Bengal Tiger Semen, the very highest quality glue around.

Jackass now open the box of brake pads only to discover that it does not contain brake pads for an 86 Acadian. It doesn't contain brake pads at all. It seems to contain a compete set of valve lifters for Ford 302.

End the Commercial with Jackass and his box of lifters waiting for the Bus.

Dispatch · Post by **Dispatch** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 1:28 am

you thinking of doing your own CT special commercial with all that material

Nightshiftzombie · Post by **Nightshiftzombie** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:06 am

Oh it will be special all right.

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Fri Oct 28, 2005 8:13 am

istp wrote:Yeah, the Crappy Tire guy is really annoying, but I commend Crappy Tire for expanding and building new superstores to compete with Wal Fart and Bone Depot.

If they didn't pander to the suburban sludge, they'd be gone like every other business Wal Fart and Bone Depot puts under.

I am proud to shop at Crappy Tire!

Incidently, the coolest Crappy Tire I've been to is in Wawa, Ont.. It's a definite 'must stop' after seeing the goose.

-istp

I agree!!!