The person below me

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FALSE! And this whole blow me/below me shit must end int a blaze of glory, BonJovi style with big hair, huge chins, and the like. Oh the 80's was a cruel and beautifully decadent decade...

The person below me met my chat room alter-ego tonight and was scared, yet beautifully amazed at my typing ability afte so much Sprite in my system. Sooo much Sprite, and I'm not talkin' diet Sprite!
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True. I'm introsective.

The person below me is rootin for 20 pages- hell, we're at 15 now. thanks to the i to the stp yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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True dat!

I'm gonna shut up and post a picture.Image

That's the only one you get if you google image search "perforated poo" Such a tragedy. There should be more perforated poo images. WTF? Am I the only guy that thinks this stuff?

The person below me is serious about life, like myself.
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Post by w squared »

True....every bit as serious as you are!

The person below me has put 100LL into their lawn tractor in an attempt to get the lawn cut faster and increase their available beer drinking time.
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
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Post by wha happen »

True, hilarity did not insue.

The person below me is like me with nothing better to do on a friday night
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Post by w squared »

False! I do have better things to do...but I'm working graveyards, and won't get a chance to return to a normal schedule (and do those better things) until Monday :?

The person below me believes that helicopters don't actually fly according to the normal laws of physics....they just vibrate so badly that the earth rejects them.
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False, my theory is that it's their ugliness which causes the earth to naturally repel them... that's why so many pilots fly, as well :)

The person below me is curious as to why cans of air shoot frost out of them if held at a slight angle.
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Post by roundenginesmakemyday »

True! (well now I wonder) and i may have just discovered a new way to quickly cool off a beer.

The person below me is still imagining Petite without underwear on.
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roundenginesmakemyday wrote: The person below me is still imagining Petite without underwear on.
Interesting, very interesting....

The person below me is going to go on avchat..
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Post by roundenginesmakemyday »

negative....i repeat negative on the avchat.....


The person below me truely believes, that they do indeed work for capt s&j
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I wish I worked for that crazy sarcastic captain! It'd make my day...

The person below me is a cowboy hat fan!
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False, I only like the crocodile shoes!

The person below me wishes he was really below me!
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True, and i like where i am

The person above me doesnt realize that he has been under at least half a dozen men
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False....I'm well aware of where I've been and just how much moonshine laced with battery acid it took to get me there.

As an aside...Guido, that Pixelmash Star Wars V is GREAT!

The person below me wishes they had their own "Empire Strike Back" Snow Speeder (or at least a TaunTaun)
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False....I'd rather ride my Harley


The person below me, like me, thinks it will never stop snowing here in Fort Nelson. :shock:

IT JUST WON'T STOP SNOWING!!!!...
EVERYDAY ....SNOW!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...............
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I agree totally, it will never stop snowing in Fort Nelson...what the hell am I talking about, I live in Souther Ontario....good luck with that snow will ya

The person below has responded at least a half dozen times on this POST....
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Post by TG »

True!, only because i'm bored.

The person below me own the record of farting bubbles contest into a bath with his brother,sister or lover.
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False but I do like farting in the bath and them snapping at the bubbles when they surface.

The person below me always has skid marks in their jocks
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False. Tighty whities- for the LADIES! :smt047

The person below me believes in Santa Claus.
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True!, he gave me a flying job with full pay, pensions, benefices and insurances....

The person below me has put at list one chewing-gum's ball into his sister hair.
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True, also the hand in a bowl of water trick is great, just not when she is on the top bunk.

The person below me turfed it on the icy ramp this morning infront of all the passengers.
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Only semi-true! I slipped on the frost covered driveway with the garbage can and ended up on my ass covered with peanut shells as my neighbour howled with laughter.

The person below me is suprised deskgo and Haz haven't made more contributions to this... random post whores!
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True. I thought they would be the ones keep this going strong but it's been a mix of posters.

The person below me has been made the salesgirls at La Senza feel "edgy" because they wouldn't stop petting the silky lingerie.
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False. It was Esprit De La Femme. The La Senza stuff is always too tough and stringy when I rip 'em with my teeth. :shock:

The person below me is ALWAYS looking for another job. :cry:
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False, I'm happy where I am right now.

The person below me is wondering how long it will take to go to 20 pages
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