The person below me

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Post by sar »

true, but I dont think that it will be tooooo long

the person below me sees nothing wrong with going to the bar on a monday
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Post by w squared »

True...and to tell you the truth, I'm normally already in the bar when Monday officially starts. Sunday night drink specials are great!

The person below me has consumed enough alcohol during a 48 hour period that they wer eactually able to feel their liver throb.
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
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Post by Flying Low »

True...I believe my liver actually learned to wave a white flag!

The person below me has been in detox for more than alcohol!
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Post by hazatude »

False. But I've scared myself into drinking water for a month.


The person below me has been on the receiving end...
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Post by heavymetal »

False, you are only gay if you take it. Right guys, right?

The person below me is pissed off for totally missing the point of the last post.
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True?

The person below me has been hit on by a homosexual and has been secure enough in his/her heterosexuality to be flattered, yet not interested.
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Post by Guido »

False... I guess I just don't hang out in the right places to get hit on by a homosexual...

The person below me is going to ovote for the conservatives because they think homosexuality is a crime.
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Post by cyyz »

The person below me is going to ovote for the conservatives because they think homosexuality is a crime.
False, I'm voting conservative because divorce is a crime... =)

The person below me will have a cold. *sorry*
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Post by Tibor »

False....Its syphilis.

The person below me can below me.
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False. I do not know how to "below" anything. I can "blow" a whistle, and I can "bellow" at the top of my lungs. That's about it.

The person below me vaguely remembers something about something, but isn't quite sure what it was. :?
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Post by w squared »

False...no, true...I don't farking know...I think that I knew at one point, but I don't remember any more.

The person below me is going to puke if anyone else uses that "the person below me can below me" again.
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Post by hanrahan »

false, i was contemplating inserting a fork into my eye-ball.

the person below me is listening to their room-mate have phone sex with his "girlfriend" and is kind of turned on.
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Post by Lo'n'slo »

False. That guy is gay and while I have no problem with that I can accept him as a friend for who he is and all but really now - Frederick and Shawn?

I hope the person below me isn't Frederick or Shawn.
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Post by w squared »

True....because if I was, I'd be hitting those falsetto notes even louder than before just to say "We're here, we're queer, get used to it!" A headset with ANR can have uses outside the cockpit...

The person below me thinnks that a healthy diet for a white tiger should include the occaisonal Siegfried or Roy-ka-bab.
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Post by Guido »

Very, very true... those guys are creepy.

The person below me thinks circuses are awful and should be banned.
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Post by Spinner »

False: Because then I would have to find a real job with a real company.

da da dada dada da da dahhh (theme song)


The person below me was making snow angels last night.
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Post by w squared »

False...snow angels don't have any yellow in them.

The person below me wishes that they were as cool as Capt S&J.
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Post by MRO »

Random but true, I can only dream of that type of coolness.

The person below me is happy he is cooler than the person above me.
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False, being cool is a curse! 8) ( :lol: )

The person below me enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, snuggling up to a loved one watching a romantic movie, and live monster truck rallies.
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Post by Radial »

True, and who can resist a monster truck rally?

The person below me is jealous of my dental hygiene.
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Post by w squared »

True. Imagine how much time I could save if I only had two teeth to brush.

The person below me is as tough as a bag full of glass.
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Post by wha happen »

True, my pimp, i mean my employer beats me unmercilessly.

The person below me believes that he is the master of his domain
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Post by MRO »

False I live in reality

The person below me loves high school girls, because as he gets older they stay the same age.
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Post by TG »

True! but MILF are more experienced.

The person below me love his lambskin cockpit seat cover with 5 years of accumulated fart fumes in it :smt003
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Post by wha happen »

true, smells like success.

The person below me likes to fart in the bath tub and then bite the bubbles
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Lets sacrifice him to the crops.
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