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Airtids · Post by **Airtids** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:41 am

"Let me make this perfectly clear... My Old Man taught me everything I know!"

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:07 pm

"Please allow me to introduce you to our new director of homeland security..."

"Looks like Bush has finally found someone to run for Florida governor"

"When confronted with the choice between saving the black man or the white turkey after Katrina, well, we chose ol' butterball here because he doesn't play the rap music"

"Bush introduces the next democratic candidate for president in 2008. America prepares for the wrath of president Cheyney"

Phlyer · Post by **Phlyer** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:11 pm

Good work!

MRO · Post by **MRO** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:31 pm

Airtids wrote:"Let me make this perfectly clear... My Old Man taught me everything I know!"

hahaha I wish I would have thought of that one first

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:50 pm

"I told you osama was a turkey and we'd catch em"

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 1:31 pm

No way...You serious? You mean she's not Turkey's president?

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

"Gobble. Gobble. Gobble."

And then the Turkey spoke...

ch135146 · Post by **ch135146** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:52 pm

"What's with the scrotum on this bird's neck?"

5x5 · Post by **5x5** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:00 pm

"I'd like to direct this question to the turkey...oh, uh, sorry.... I mean the feathered one."

Chop&Drop · Post by **Chop&Drop** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:09 pm

"This 'er turkey has been LIBERATED from the oppression of the farm to my dinner table. He he he."

. . · Post by **. .** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:37 pm

"bush enjoys the company of animals with lower IQ scores"

i would imagine you'd have to go to a egg layer to get down to his IQ.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue Nov 29, 2005 5:44 pm

Me and the Mrs. would like to welcome all the G8 delegates here today.

mikegtzg · Post by **mikegtzg** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:31 am

"Never pardoned anyone on death row when I was Governor of Texas"

Jerricho · Post by **Jerricho** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:25 pm

"And this, as you can see, is one of our famous Texan chickens...........it's a what?"

TFE731 · Post by **TFE731** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:30 pm

"What!? A turkey?! They told me it was a big cock."

Jerricho · Post by **Jerricho** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:36 pm

No they were telling him he was a big cock

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:17 pm

Jerricho wrote:No they were telling him he was a big cock

And I am telling you that you are a big cock. What do you think of that pretty boy?

Jerricho · Post by **Jerricho** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:24 pm

*Shrug*

Seeing I'm hung like the planet Pluto, I'm glad to have the reference directed at me. Thank you.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:38 am

I'm intrigued that you compare yourself to PLUTO, the smallest planet in our solar system. Well done, rookie. Your avcanada approval rating continues to soar.

... · Post by **...** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:41 am

Jerricho · Post by **Jerricho** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:45 am

You really aren't with it, are you?

Hung like planet Pluto........hard to see with the naked eye

It looks like a penis, only smaller. It's amazing what years of therapy can do for you............it certainly help me.

I believe it's hereditary. Something you could probably relate to, uber-threadwhore.

Come on, dazzle me.

Drop in some of that old time "You in da big league now chump. Me is 37173. AYBABTU."

EABOD.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:50 am

I'm not sure how to dazzle someone who calls 6 months in Cornwall a formal education. Anyway, Mr. Jerricho, this is the last you'll hear from me, I am sure there's some thug here that will hang you from your locker by your underwear.

... · Post by **...** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:56 am

desksgo wrote:I'm not sure how to dazzle someone who calls 6 months in Cornwall a formal education.

Jerricho · Post by **Jerricho** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:02 am

I'm not sure how to dazzle someone who calls 6 months in Cornwall a formal education.

What's Cornwall then?

I got my licence off eBay. Cheap too.

You sure like posting them pictures.