ACPA would have had this Locked Up

[ReturnoftheMike]

Pathetic peons,

The feeble rebellion is proving reckless as there is still no deal from the ALPA treasonous patriots.

It should be clear by now that the economical ACPA with its less dues would have reached a compromise in short order with our corporate masters.

My regime proved time after time again the concessionary approach is the only way to advance the interests of the corporation which lead to what ACPA called the 3 Cs of "trickle down" negotiating: Cookies, C1s and Company Shine Points

It is clear with a stumbling stock with worries of raising costs we need to accommodate our corporate overlords with a Win as One, One percent contract. ACPA was a visionary in this regard, by having an industry worst contract, you get to reward your CEO with industry best compensation

It was always clear during the reign of concessions you can never out negotiate the company as they are always steps ahead with Plan B, Plan C etc. To avoid recklessly wasting company resources, the House of ACPA always said yes immediately as long as there was a dry powder treaty for us in the box at a Leafs game

These ALPA fools and their long game thinking. They need to ask themselves, what can they give up as quick as possible to achieve as little as possible

The enshrined ACPA Moto:

You gotta give to get, and until there is nothing left to give, you gotta keep giving

Management bonuses aren't handed out for nothing

Good news is there is still time to bring back ACPA instead of wasting money on aquariums & brew pubs when it can be better spent on displacement top ups & steak dinners. Please continue to show your loyalty to my regime with your Fly the Flag company lanyard. Together, we can make the Air Canada stock great again

Disclaimer: this was written by my software company's self developed MikeChatBot that I tried flogging to the company. It should be noted this bot has no legal accountability as it is an autonomous entity, much like my tenure as the King of Concessions

[CaptDukeNukem]

You’re on guard.

[8895]

Meow

[flying4dollars]

You’re on guard.

[stall]

That is a hilarious post

And sadly true

[a2btrail]

lol