I heard this from an 87 year old grandpa!
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I heard this from an 87 year old grandpa!
3 women are travelling in an airplane when it suddenly starts to lose altitude. The stewardess' voice nervously comes on the intercom and says to prepare for a crash landing. The 1st women (an american) begins to apply her makeup and puts a very elegant dress on. The other 2 women ask her what she's doing? The american replies "I'm beautiful, and I must look my most beautifullness when I die!" The 2nd women (a britain) starts taking all her jewelery out and putting it on. The other 2 women ask her what she's doing? She replies "I'm rich, and I must die with all my riches!" The 3rd women (an African) starts undressing until she's completely naked. The other 2 women ask her what she's doing? The African replies "I heard whenever a plane crashes, they always look for the black box first!"
