Best Quotes

Chop&Drop · Post by **Chop&Drop** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:47 pm

"It's crazy on the road. And aweful lonely, that's why I love pornagraphy." - Neil Diamond

FSS · Post by **FSS** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:28 am

"Women and cats do what they like, men and dogs better get use to it."

splitpin · Post by **splitpin** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:44 pm

We will just go a little farther and turn back if the weather gets worse.

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:03 pm

Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
Those who can't teach, teach teachers.
Those who can't teach teachers, administrate.
Those who can't administrate, become guidance counselors.

Those who can't teach, teach Gym.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:14 pm

jesus is coming - look busy

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:15 pm

water wings wrote:jesus is coming - look busy

lol.. why would you pretend to "look busy" though?? Wasn't he the Grand-poobon of Hippies?

IFR Pilot · Post by **IFR Pilot** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:58 pm

"Life is too important to be taken seriously" - Oscar Wilde

"Fools give reasons, wise men never try" - Who knows

"The sky is not the limit, it is home" Who knows

shankdown · Post by **shankdown** » Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:12 pm

Me: "Say! How'd you get that black eye?"
Friend with a black eye: "I stepped on a two-by-four: rake effect."

Shameless friend: "I'm taking my girlfriend to Mexico. And I know the exact time & place that I'm going to propose to her."
Different friend: "What the f_ck, Mike!? You can't get married!!!"
Shameless friend: "Oh, I have no intention of actually MARRYING her!"

"It really disappoints me when girls drink themselves out of the ability to have sex with me." Me. Am I alone in my frustration?

"What if the hokey-pokey really WAS what its all about?" Co-Worker's t-shirt

l_reason · Post by **l_reason** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:08 am

"You’re wife’s legs have more time in the air then you do”

A. Thompson · Post by **A. Thompson** » Thu Jan 05, 2006 3:46 pm

The large print giveth and ...

the small print taketh away

ZLIN 142C · Post by **ZLIN 142C** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:14 pm

Life at work is like a tree full of monkeys - those at the top look down and see nothing but smiling faces; those at the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Some people are like slinkies - they don't really serve a purpose, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Cheers.

Driving Rain · Post by **Driving Rain** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:34 am

Life was so much simpler and easier when girls had cooties.

SierraPoppa · Post by **SierraPoppa** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:29 am

Last weak I cudn't evan spel pilut.

This weak I are wun.

Unknown controller at YBW

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:59 pm

Flying's just like riding a bicycle only a lot harder to put baseball cards in the wheels.

Captain Over

iwillflyajet · Post by **iwillflyajet** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 6:42 am

"too many pigs for the tits"
(A chief pilot who was referring to the oversupply of pilots looking for work)

mantogasrsrwy · Post by **mantogasrsrwy** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:52 am

I have an eloquent quote out Cat Driver's mouth but I'm not sure if he would want me to share it. It has to do with combating air sickness

C-GPME · Post by **C-GPME** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:53 am

"Are we here to spin, or are we here to babysit" - Egyptian Hammer

FSS · Post by **FSS** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:08 pm

The race is over,
The rats won.

Blue Side Down · Post by **Blue Side Down** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:46 pm

The sky's not the limit... the ground is.

charlie_g · Post by **charlie_g** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:56 pm

"We will repeal de GST" -- Jean Chretien, 1993

WestCoast · Post by **WestCoast** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:44 pm

"If you ain't the lead dog.....the view never changes"

MRO · Post by **MRO** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:27 pm

A wise man knows much but says little, while a fool know little but says much. (My dad)

A mistake if understood is a step towards wisdom.

Ones mind, once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension. (Oliver Holmes)

split s · Post by **split s** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:41 pm

young mountain goat: dad lets run down there and do one of those sheep in the meadow!

Father mountain goat: lets walk down and do them all! (the goats)

hanrahan · Post by **hanrahan** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 10:28 pm

"I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who'd be really pissed off if she heard me say that" - Mitch Hedberg

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:46 am

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up. - Hedburg

Gee, where I come from, the only way we can tell if a guy is gay is if he has his hair cut like... yours. - Ron White

Friend and I were discussing inviting an attractive neighbour of his over for drinks. His twelve year-old brother says (straight faced) "Ok guys, but remember... I'm 'fifteen'."