what should we do with all the left nuts?

Tube Driver · Post by **Tube Driver** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:53 pm

I was just sitting here thinking about all the guys who say that they would give their left nut to work for West Jet. If we were to collect them all we would no doubt be the envy of all the squirrels in the land. The question is what would or should we do with them all? I suppose we could start an organ donar porgram for all the guys who gave their left nut to work for Air Canada, C3, etc..., but what would this do to their future offspring? Should we start a sperm bank with the proceeds going to an unemployed nutless pilot fund? How would all this all fit within the confines of our health care system or would it be considered two tier health care? Or should we just store them all in a hoolw tree like our friend the squirrel?

This issue has been causing me to lose sleep, does anyone have any suggestions?

W5 · Post by W5 » Wed May 12, 2004 9:26 pm

Good One!!! I have known a few spermbanks hanging around, so it is a good thing that I am still fully equipped...

loopy · Post by **loopy** » Thu May 13, 2004 7:28 am

We all know that pilots' nuts aren't worth much anyway. Just put them on some restaurant menu in Calgary alongside the Prarie Oysters.

hz2p · Post by **hz2p** » Thu May 13, 2004 7:35 am

Are you trying to tell me that all those years spent making nightly deposits were all just wasted time and hard effort? So much haploid dust in the wind?

Longhauler · Post by **Longhauler** » Thu May 13, 2004 1:37 pm

This issue has been causing me to lose sleep, does anyone have any suggestions?

Ummm ya, get some professional medical help. Sheesh, what's this forum coming to.

JACKASS · Post by **JACKASS** » Thu May 13, 2004 4:07 pm

If it would help you out I'll give my right nut........ Though its probably a lot larger then most other at least you could start making sets. If you are on the hiring panel of WJ and would like to take advantage of my offer please PM me

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Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Thu May 13, 2004 10:41 pm

Have no suggestion on what to do with remaining nuts.

In university had a very cute girlfriend who also happened to be an Electrical Engineering major. As a child, she'd tell me that she might take apart the parent's alarm clock, just to see what was inside, how it worked. Then she'd put it back together again, and throw away whatever screws remained.