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Can't get it up for a good one. I feel for you dude.
Here's a bottle of viagra.
Can you feel it working yet?
Yeah? Okay. Just hop in this here Navajo (used to be one of nextjet's, and I got a great deal on it). It'll take you up to visit Chantal.
Okay, you're rolling down the runway. You're airborne.
Whoops - I accidentally told ISTP (who else would I hire?) to drop you off at the FemiNazi re-education centre. And that isn't Viagra, they're tranquilizers.
April fools!
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