The person below me

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:27 pm

False, but wish I had a picture

TPBM will believe hotdogs with thier KD is liven large

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:23 pm

True, high class is when you throw in some kethcup too!

Can't believe I missed the talk bout piercings and Naughty catholic.. it was Me not w squared that was talking about getting busy with the lovely gf.. Care to join?

The person below me will be haz in all his glory.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:34 am

Ugggh. Haza work now

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niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:36 am

True, slept in and was late for work actually.

TPBM is doing the twist.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 5:45 am

False. What I'm doing rhymes with the twist though. The post-coital bliss.

The person below me isn't getting any and think I should stop rubbing it in.

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:01 am

Yes, but in a few days the bed shall squeeketh again!

TPBM lost his virginity to a tube sock.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:13 pm

False it was a dress sock, they don't chaff as much.

TPBM will be w squared bragging about getting some this morning, what he doesn't tell us she didn't return the patch kit finally got delievered

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:29 pm

False. It's me.

The person below me has an awesome salt crystal lamp like I bought today, after the chick at the store did a sales job on him- talking about positive ions, and other holistic B. S., but he bought it anyways because he thought it looked cool.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:05 pm

False. The thing that I bought today just because it was cool was an integrated handle/lid for my Nalgene bottle.

The person below me has dumped the contents of a wide mouth Nalgene bottle onto themselves more than once while trying to drink from it.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:26 pm

True, unfortunitly. Today it is filled with Ice tethis will turn out well.

TPBM doesn't know what a Nalgene bottle is

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:33 pm

False, I do know I have one....I also have a sig bottle which are the cats ass.....

TPBM looked at their cat when I said that and couldnt figure out how a big bottle would fit in such a tiny hole.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:46 pm

False. He's a big cat.

The person below me is worried now.

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:04 pm

False, I have come to expect thoughts like that from you......

TPBM Will be rowdy thinking, a big kitty is ok thats just more cushion for the pushin'!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:11 pm

False.

The person below me knows all about this business card.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:40 pm

False.. Nothing but a big ol red X

The person below me thinks Niss needs more time with a big cat to appreciate the smaller pussies

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:40 am

What like 8 year olds?

TPBM wasnt surprised that I would move this thread into that particular topic.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:15 pm

Oh wow...

The person below me aint gonna touch that with a ten foot pole. MOVING ON

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:42 pm

True!

The person below me thinks the Habs are gonna win the Cup.

helijason · Post by **helijason** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:38 pm

False, Flames all the way

The person below me also experienced the ledgend that is the red mile last playoffs

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:57 pm

False. I was in the field. As usual

The person below me was on the red mile tonight.

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:59 pm

False...I'm listening to a screaming patient

The person below me got screwed in 1989 and now believes they have a legit land claim

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w squared · Post by **w squared** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:12 am

False. No screwage happened to my in '89.

The person below me wants our female members to post more pictures of their butts.

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:25 am

True......ahem

PLEASE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY SHOW ME YOUR ASS!!!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!!

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

TPBM Loves the ghetto booty!

LostinRotation · Post by **LostinRotation** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:43 am

Ummm......True, we all like big butts.

The person below me will have Sir Mix Alot stuck in their head for an hour until they play " The banana phone "

http://www.koreus.com/files/200405/bana ... ginal.html

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Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:02 am

True, stupid song I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND erghhhhhh

TPBM Is licking the screen cause he/she likes Butts