What our young ladies think

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:22 am

Hmmm. Who pays C-HRIS?

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:28 am

Well.. first of all..

That advert was sad. If you went to the website they were premoting.. it looks to me as though its really a "pay for me to have porno boobies.. then you can pay to look at my porno boobies" website....

I Dont think that women should blame men for a poor self esteam either. I am far from big busted and far from fat but am no where near lacking in the Rump department (sorry to blow your theory there dutch)....And a while ago i dated a fellow who constantly would insult or express his dislike about my behind.

Now to also be perfectly honest.... i let this affect me a great deal... thought i was a fatty, got all sad about it.. But looking back on it i cant blame him at all.. i blame myself for allowing him to talk to me the way he did and allowing myself to believe he was right.

I had a choice.... i could have had the self respect to tell him to go to hell ... or believed everything he said and let myself buy into the fact that i was not attractive. Now... it took me some time but finally i got the guts up to tell him to piss off (for other reasons as well)...

Now im dating a guy who loves my lumps and bumps or lack there of... and frankly if he expressed some displeasure about either... for matters other than worrying about my health (i.e. if i were to become extremely over weight and he was concerned) .. i would though maybe initially be hurt by the comments ... not let his personal opinions affect me... because for every guy out there that would find me unattractive becuase i have a j-lo booty... there are a good bunch who would appreciate and adore my body too.... and furthermore.. If a guy is more concerened with my rump then whats in my heart and in my head.. he is not the guy for me...

Girls need to make a choice about what affects them and what doesnt...

And women who have mastered this (or know better than to allow themselves to be belittled by othere "opinions") should help the girls who are too young to have really learned what should matter.

I tell my little sister everytime i see her how pretty she is and how pretty she is becoming...

- syt yyz

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:33 am

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got u,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

She's got me spendin'.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:17 pm

i let this affect me a great deal

... and there's your mistake.

Try to be a little less sensitive.

I know that there are many out there who will consider me arrogant or egotistical (perhaps even correctly) but there's a boatload of people at Transport that really, really hate my guts, but do you think I give a shit?

Naw, I just laugh and tell them that perhaps someday, if I try real hard, maybe I'll be able to fly an airplane as well as they can.

Nil Carborendum Illegitimus, baby.

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:21 pm

thats exactly it... i let it affect me.. and that was my choice... i didnt have to let it affect me.. Now.. i wouldnt.. it may hurt my feelings initially but i certainly wouldnt let it define me

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:27 pm

Any man that voices a displeasure in viewing your very fine body should be smacked.

Why do guys always do this? Maybe ladies should start poking fun at the 20 extra pounds guys carry around (that spare tire of a belly) or the random patches of hair on your backs etc etc.

Seems to me most of you shouldn't be criticizing. The only time I'd ever want to hear something is if you should be concerned for my health or well being. So what if my ass is too big for you. I'm sure someone else will like it

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:07 pm

rowdy are you a dude or a girl.... im so confused now....

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:06 pm

Rowdy is a girl, SYT.

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:22 pm

wait but i thought this was you rowdy... ?

http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopi ... 45&start=0

and Clodhopper, sweetie... how do you know ???

something you want to tell me????? !!!! ????? hahahahah j/k

-syt

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:24 pm

Im so confused....

Springbok 2 · Post by **Springbok 2** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:45 pm

SYT_YYZ wrote:Im so confused....

Don`t worry dear. These guys are just messing with you. Mother Goose will set them straight.

Rowdy is a dude for sure. We have too much in common for him to be a her

Rowdy, play nice next time you post a pic of yourself!

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:16 pm

Mounted Cop

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:20 pm

Mother Goose wrote:
SYT_YYZ wrote:Im so confused....

Rowdy is a dude for sure. We have too much in common for him to be a her

woah woah woah.. "we" have too much in common for him to be a her???

ok so wait... Mother goose .. you are a dude too!?!?!!

ok thats it !

IM REALLY A MAN !!!

Since this seems to be the trend i will go with it.. oh ya

and both haza and clodhopper are WOMEN!!!!! I SWEAR !!!! (and dont forget im a man)........

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:34 pm

My real name is Doris and I'm a 350lb African-Canadian woman with a penchant for young white pilots.

Big Pratt · Post by **Big Pratt** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:08 pm

SYT_YYZ you rock! Refering to your original post.

Go get'em girl!

And let's just leave Rowdy as "Ambiguous", shall we?

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:17 pm

Mother Goose wrote:
Rowdy is a dude for sure. We have too much in common for him to be a her

Rowdy, play nice next time you post a pic of yourself!

Okay... Now you've got me confused? Do I know you?

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:29 pm

why did the chicken cross the road?

Springbok 2 · Post by **Springbok 2** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:48 am

Rowdy wrote:
Mother Goose wrote:
Rowdy is a dude for sure. We have too much in common for him to be a her

Rowdy, play nice next time you post a pic of yourself!
Okay... Now you've got me confused? Do I know you?

Check your PM

Springbok 2 · Post by **Springbok 2** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:55 am

SYT_YYZ wrote:
Mother Goose wrote:
SYT_YYZ wrote:Im so confused....
Rowdy is a dude for sure. We have too much in common for him to be a her
woah woah woah.. "we" have too much in common for him to be a her???

ok so wait... Mother goose .. you are a dude too!?!?!!

ok thats it !

IM REALLY A MAN !!!

Since this seems to be the trend i will go with it.. oh ya

and both haza and clodhopper are WOMEN!!!!! I SWEAR !!!! (and dont forget im a man)........

I am a "her" and that is why I have so much in common with "hims". I am also black, large in girth and currently an illegal immigrant living in Scarborough, TO.

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:43 am

because you are a she you have things in common with he's ???? im more than confused.. now im confuffled ... (which by the way is more than confused and a little disoriented)....

ohwell.. anyways RJ did you read through what i wrote ok? i wrote it last night and it was probably confusing because i just had suergery and the druggies are making it super hard to me to think ... (its hard for me to think on normal days with this blond mop of mine let alone the not so normal condine enhanced ones).....

pm me if you need clairfication or just outright ask

-syt_yyz

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:33 pm

Ducks and Elephants

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To put out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out burning ducks.

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:36 pm

any ideas???

anyone??

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:01 pm

Well put. Reading your words gives me hope, for the future, and in better understanding the past.

A side question SYT, in a relationship can all things be forgiven? I believed it once.

RJ

CID · Post by **CID** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:33 pm

When I read the post I could just picture some bald, fat, hairy bummed guy with a 2 inch penis wondering why all girls don't look like Pamela Anderson. It blows me away. My personal opinion is that I think it's sad how our society objectifies women & men about looks.

Ironic isn't it? Apparently it's sad how our society objectifies women and men but bald, fat, hairy bummed guys with small penises are identified in quite a negative light in the same breath.

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 2:42 pm

RJ...

love can accomplish anything..

I dunno why the chicken crossed the road.. but ... who gives a crap.... they are tastey

chicken i mean.