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Post by laticsdave »

Through, butth now my thounge it all thtattiky and covered with dutht.

TPBM woke up this morning with a mouth like a badgers arse.
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False. What does that have to do with butts?

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False. Too much is never enough!

The person below me saw that chick's butt, and thought, "Holy SHIT! I could rest my beer on that! Now THAT'S a booty!"
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True! Why do you think I posted it?

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Post by laticsdave »

True - the beer's not in the glass long enough to warrant putting it down, even on a girl's butt! :drinkers:
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True! Not only do I know what's in one, I've adressed more than one in my day (all 8 stanzas from memory), and I've made a couple. Good haggis is hard to find. my absolute favourite haggis was actually made with venison (referred to as a "royal" haggis).

The person below me is distressed by my in-depth knowledge of haggiscraft.
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False, I'm distressed by the picture you posted 5 posts up. "Naaaaaasty"


The person below me also has trouble getting that image out of their head.


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True, I am now going back on my medication, relief is in sight.


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False.....I have been skipping out on my therapy....

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True. It reduces the chances of contracting athelete's foot.

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Disgusted by the thought of a golden shower...and to reduce athletes foot of all things?...NEVER

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True. Tried and failed :cry:

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False.....

I have proven that when If I arch it just right and squeese as hard as I can, while moving back and forth at the appropriate speed...i can get 8 feet away without pissing on the floor or the seat.

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Post by w squared »

False. And true, respectively. I'm not a chick, but I can squeeze about 9 feet out (but only if I've been powering back the liquids and wait until my kidneys hurt before I go).

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True. It's a life goal of mine.

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True, how about bodily solids?

j/k


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Iye. Gonen nasai.

I have no idea if that's phonetically correct, but I remember a tiny bit from reading "Shogun" and ordering sushi.

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False - all you have to do to make a non-English speaker understand you is to T A L K S L O W L Y AND LOUDLY.

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True! That ALWAYS W O R K S!

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F That!

The person below me speaks a bit of Cree or Dene.

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False - can only just manage English!

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False...out with the French would mean out with the French women


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False. I'm using it to catch up on slothful hours spent playing MMORPGs with the legions of spurned men living in their parent's basements. Everyone needs to have a dirty little secret, right?

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True. I'm currently flying a Rupture in EVE Online.


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Post by w squared »

False. Not at the moment. My girlfriend is importing small segments of a real life to the location where I'm going blind playing DDO.

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