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Captain P. Nile
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by Captain P. Nile Sun Apr 30, 2006 7:53 pm
Has anyone seen the add where the woman is helping to clean the cabin of the airplane, and then she walks into the cockpit to take her left seat while the man does the paperwork??? He smiles at her as she takes her seat. The add is for vaginal yeast infections!!!!! Hope she was not flying to Hong Kong!!!!!!!
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nick29
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by nick29 Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:17 pm
That is the best post EVER!!!
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scm
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by scm Sun Apr 30, 2006 9:50 pm
nick29 wrote: That is the best post EVER!!!
no it's not
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nick29
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by nick29 Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:11 pm
Sarcasm my friend.
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hazatude
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by hazatude Mon May 01, 2006 3:18 am
She was kinda hot. I would have gladly been her fifth bar...
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scm
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by scm Mon May 01, 2006 5:36 am
nick29 wrote: Sarcasm my friend.
i know
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co-joe
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by co-joe Mon May 01, 2006 10:08 am
That ad had all the politically correct elements. A middle aged female captain (with some sort of infection), and an african american co pilot. All they were missing was a quadruplegic flight engineer.
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complexintentions
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by complexintentions Mon May 01, 2006 11:07 am
If you looked closely, you would have noticed the FA was a gay, left-handed differently-abled trans-gendered short person of colour.
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I’m still waiting for my white male privilege membership card. Must have gotten lost in the mail.
Flybabe
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by Flybabe Mon May 01, 2006 11:30 am
Short is a minority?
Damn.. I should have some rights then!
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Cat Driver
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by Cat Driver Mon May 01, 2006 11:35 am
Didn't Aunt Jemima get a yeast infection from the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
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Dust Devil
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by Dust Devil Mon May 01, 2006 12:42 pm
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Cat Driver
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by Cat Driver Mon May 01, 2006 12:50 pm
Whats the big deal, don't they need yeast to make bread?
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Dust Devil
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by Dust Devil Mon May 01, 2006 12:54 pm
so your tellin me it's like a wiener bun????
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Doc
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by Doc Mon May 01, 2006 1:49 pm
November 11...Yeast we forget!
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w squared
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by w squared Mon May 01, 2006 2:02 pm
At yeast we are getting some good puns out of this.
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
North Shore
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by North Shore Mon May 01, 2006 2:54 pm
Quite so, an abundance, one might say.... I hope that they get bredder in quality, though, we're really getting down to the crumbs here.
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by . ._ Mon May 01, 2006 4:02 pm
What's next? Premature ejaculation male flight attendants? Preparation H rampies? Oozing pus air traffic controllers? Condom selling Sikh security staff?
WTF!?!?!?!!!
(Breathe, ISTP. Breathe.... In through the nose. Out through the mouth.)
Ahh.
Bring on the diarrhea-laden air marshalls. I'm ready now.
-istp
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Siddley Hawker
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by Siddley Hawker Mon May 01, 2006 5:47 pm
Christ, what's next? Marvin Martian floggin' diarrhea medicine?
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Doc
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by Doc Mon May 01, 2006 7:05 pm
The Yeaster Bunny!
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hazatude
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by hazatude Mon May 01, 2006 7:09 pm
All quiet on the Yeastern front!
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piercedangel
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by piercedangel Mon May 01, 2006 7:33 pm
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Pee is funny. So is poop. -istp
mellow_pilot
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by mellow_pilot Tue May 02, 2006 1:14 am
Good God ISTP...
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w squared
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by w squared Tue May 02, 2006 8:07 am
From her posts, I get the sense the piercedangel might be a little bit "different". After all, she wants to get together with Skywolfe (or was it NC) and munch on tacos while discussing pickles.
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
piercedangel
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by piercedangel Tue May 02, 2006 8:33 am
...for the record, it was SYT_YYC. Hard to keep us all straight eh?
Straight. Heh.
And thank you for the "different" compliment
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w squared
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by w squared Tue May 02, 2006 10:11 am
I'm quite certain that the response I initially had in mind to that post would get me banned for at least a week
It's a good thing that
I have a little bit of self-restraint.
I'm glad that you perceived it as a compliment.
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