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Nothing Comes Between Me And My Siddley Hawker. :?
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Q - how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A - A fish
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And here's what happened when I threw my name in there:

It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Short Bus.

that'll keep me awake at night :shock:
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no one does chicken like avcanada
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We hope it's bandaid, it's Bandaid, We hope it's bandaid.
Silly, No?
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The Too Good to Hurry Helijason.
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"Come fly the friendly Lurch" enough said. :smt038
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My Anti-Drug is Haza.
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It's That Poontang Feeling.
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Poppin' Fresh W Squared.

Need I say more :lol:
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
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"Prolongs active kilo-kilo."

Geez, is that a pill I should or shouldn't be taking?
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"This is not your Father's AirCanada" :lol:
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Gee, Your King Air Smells Terrific.
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I absolutly love it!
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Niss.
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What is Pilot's favourite arcade machine?
Nissile Command

What's Pilot's favourite dessert?
Nississippi Mud Pie
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http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/spamname

Nissun Feiner got me Dentistry E. Introvert
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What Would You Do For A Niss?
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Are you having too much fun? Then your name must be Niss! :wink:
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Feel the raw Naked Chickaddd of the road ? :shock:
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HAHA! That's great! I got:

AN ARMY OF BEER.

-istp :drinkers: :smt068
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Kills All Known I_drive_planes - Dead. :shock:

I don't think I like that one!

Planes
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See the USA in Your 200hr Wonder.
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You've Always Got Time For Naughty Catholic or You are never alone with a naughty catholic :lol:
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"Semper Skywolfe"

oooook
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