Official Canadian Beer Study

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Official Canadian Beer Study

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Health Canada
Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
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Post by Lurch »

HaHa classic, finally a goverment study worth while.

Now they need to study how cure women of this disorder and we wouldn't have to drink as much beer. :partyman:
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Post by Chop&Drop »

Did they have to pay people to take this study, cause I'd do it for free!
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