Hooked On Comissary

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:07 pm

Help.

I can't help it anymore. I can't stop. When no one is looking I stuff my face with comissary. I love those mini bags of dorritos, haloween style chocolate bars, and those two bit brownies are divine. But it's gone way too far, I can't stop it. Even when I'm not hungry I am overcome with the munchies.

It's gone too far. It's effecting my relationships. I have to make up excuses for all the little wrappers in my pockets, I'm lying to cover up my addiction.

What can I do? Am I suffering from this affliction alone? Does anybody else have this problem?

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:25 pm

I Am Birddog, You need a shave!!!
You are with a lovely chick, where did you find her???

Out of Control · Post by **Out of Control** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:29 pm

Quit smokin the happy smokes and the munchies will go away.

... · Post by **...** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:30 pm

oldtimer wrote:I Am Birddog, You need a shave!!!
You are with a lovely chick, where did you find her???

hey oldman

i deleted my post ...after rethinking, it was not PC.

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:11 am

I want to know how you get to the stuff before the natives have it jammed down their pants?

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Sun May 28, 2006 8:52 am

You have to go after it, thats what they want.
Haven't you learned anything yet buddy, gee...

Just do what I did, go hord all of it before you go flying

cinical · Post by **cinical** » Sun May 28, 2006 1:46 pm

Does anybody remember that scene from Jurassic Park one when they lower the bull into the raptor pen? Well thats what its like when u hand the commisary bag over to the passengers on a flight to the communities.......u can kiss that thing good-bye. And good luck giving a passenger briefing while the bag is being shredded.

But dont worry about your problem...i've been there. Miss breakfast, bring no lunch.........then ace a bag of commisary when your starving....priceless.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:00 pm

CO-JOE, Look into my eyes...

NOW GET REAL! I DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF A TURNIP TRUCK!

just curious · Post by **just curious** » Sun May 28, 2006 4:41 pm

Perhaps the thought of your kindly old boss firing your ass might be the junk food cure you seek.

I'll ask him for you.

T/A for life · Post by **T/A for life** » Sun May 28, 2006 7:40 pm

If your worried about getting fired, you could stock the plane yourself and put some juice boxes and chips under the F/O seat. And then hide the wrappers under the captains seat, that way he takes the heat if any one finds out!

ei ei owe · Post by **ei ei owe** » Mon May 29, 2006 8:28 am

It's all about the individually wrapped greasy as hell pepperony (sp?) for me. As soon as a plane comes down, I just fish to the bottom of the basket to catch those little sticks as quick as I can. They don't float near the top in a sea of tiny chip bags. Usually though all I get are empty wrappers. So hungry......

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:11 am

I'm lobbying the boss to buy comissary from Community Natural Foods. At least then if I "forget" to eat my lunch the comissary will
a) taste shitty, and
b) be good for me.

Or maybe I need to see Dr Phil.

Mmmmm carob nut flaxseed granola!

just curious · Post by **just curious** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:44 am

Perhaps the thought of your kindly old boss firing your ass might be the junk food cure you seek.

I'll ask him for you.

Well okay, I won't... but there better be a box of them salted almonds headed my way!

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:56 am

SAlted almonds.....Mmmmmm...cashews...peanuts....all dressed chips, Mmmmmmm you're getting me hungry JC.

If you and the wife make it to YYC I'll have you over for dinner. On the menu is an entree of salted almonds, appetizer of pepperoni sticks, and main course of sugar cookies with a side of joo joobes, and for desert haloween candy mini coffee crisp, kit kat and aero bar souffle.

just curious · Post by **just curious** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:01 am

I am so there! All we have left in our commisary is muktuk.

twinpratts · Post by **twinpratts** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:39 pm

Yawn...

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed May 31, 2006 5:51 pm

WestJet used to put together a good sandwich. We'd get them day-old and free. Free lunch everyday really helps you save for beer purchases.

T/A for life · Post by **T/A for life** » Wed May 31, 2006 6:40 pm

I like the commisary that our passengers leave for the flight crew!

Ain't nothin finer than a half drank bottle of Silk Tassel Wiskey.
I down em right away so I don't have to share any!

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Wed May 31, 2006 7:22 pm

Co-joe...I think I have a way to slowly cure you of your addiction.
Just wait until one of your passengers gets thrown in the slammer, then start consuming his cargo like a pack of locusts.

Works for this guy I know...

In an unrelated note, I am having a Dinty-Moore Stew Feast this Saturday at my apartment, bring a friend.

DG

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:34 pm

Deskgo, I am ashamed of you. How could you forget about Wigwam Willie's needs? He may not want just regular beef stew. Help him support his local economy by supplying:

$1 from every can buys a bag of chips for a hungry child.

cyyz · Post by **cyyz** » Wed May 31, 2006 9:46 pm

I'm surprised the can doesn't state, may contain "moose" like they have some cans of tuna with dolphins...

. . · Post by **. .** » Wed May 31, 2006 10:10 pm

T/A for life wrote:I like the commisary that our passengers leave for the flight crew!

Ain't nothin finer than a half drank bottle of Silk Tassel Wiskey.
I down em right away so I don't have to share any!

Hah, I've yet to see any bottle in a half full state left in the seat back. That was probably old chew or worse that was left in the bottle.

bottoms up!

corporate joe · Post by **corporate joe** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:11 am

My favorite was pulling the seats off in a hurry to get the plane into cargo configuration and having that used and unclosed puke bag (composed mainly of cheap booze and chips) drip all over you...
Ah... the good old days....

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:55 pm

Ohhh yuck. Maybe I just need the smell of an airsick pax to cure my munchie cravings.

I have found beer and porno mags from time to time in the seat backs. At our company we did end up with a duffel bag full of empty porno cases. They sat in the lost and found for quite some time waiting ( in vain) for a claimer.

Charles the Equestrian · Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:31 am

I miss the old avcanada. Posts like this made the site what it was.

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