The person below me

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:47 am

FALSE not like ISTP i can touch my own bouncy flags

TPBM now has a BAD BAD mental pic of the above

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 11:55 am

Of you touching your flags.....nope its oh so nice.....

TPBM is Faithfully Fondleing someones fun bags.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:03 pm

False. What's so bad about picturing a Naughty Catholic touching her flags?

The person below me has a shrimp ring thawing out now for an afternoon snack. (similar to this)

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:28 pm

True, and it's ohh so delicious with that seafood sauce, but i'm not eating many because i'm getting on a *different* kindof sauce tonight.

TPBM knows what i'm talking about and is also poping a few tops this evening.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:13 pm

True. And you the ring was a great snack.

The person below me saw a movie today and said, "NOBODY lives like that! I mean it's upper-middle to upper class white america, and in fact I think that's the fuckin' house from Pretty In Pink! What the @#$! happened to the next generation being better off than the previous one? There's no way I could pull off what my parents did. 3 kids, house, BRAND NEW CAR every 6 years or so, vacations, saving for retirement- all on a 2 year college diploma? @#$! YOUR ASS, SOCIETY! SUCK MY BALLS! Sure I have the freedom to hook up with some bitch that won't appreciate me and take me for half of what fucking pittance I'm worth. Yeah FREEDOM! And RRSPs? @#$! your ass! Who the @#$! has them? I have Master Card and VISA! Is that close? Oh, but I can get a cheap TV at the grocery store. @#$! your chinky TV! In real terms, it's just as expensive as a $600 RCA Victor Hi-Fi from 1966. WTF am I saying? I don't know, but the neigbours are asking if I'm all right, and I don't give a shit because I'm in my basement apartment talking to myself... HEY NEIGHBOURS!! @#$! YOU! I'M FINE! I'M JUST A VICTIM OF MEDIA THAT PORTRAYS SOCIETY AS SOME KIND OF PANACEA WORTHY OF ROMAN LEGEND!......I DON'T CARE IF YOU CALL THE COPS! IF THEY LOCK ME UP, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WORK, AND I HAVE 3 HOTS AND A COT! THEN MAYBE...MAYBE.. I MIGHT BE FUCKING WELL OFF! IF YOU FORGOT THE NUMBER, IT'S NINER ONE ONE, FUCKFACE, AND ORDER ME A PIZZA WHILE YOU'RE AT IT! 673-1111! I HEAR PRISON FOOD BITES, BUT IT CAN'T BE WORSE THAN MY OWN COOKING!"

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:15 pm

Its like he can read my mind!

TPBM is pulling the barrel out of their mouth.

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 11:03 am

Negative, i'm only suicidal in the morning.

The person below me pays homeless people to fight.

JW · Post by JW » Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:36 pm

False, I'm not a sucker. I can watch that shit for free on any given night in my wicked city. The person below me "fell asleep" on a couch much like me last night.

JW

MUSICMAAN · Post by **MUSICMAAN** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 5:38 pm

False, it was on the floor.... and come to think of it, I didn't get a whole lot of sleep either.

The person below me think's istb's Winnie the Pooh toaster is sweet and want's one for his/her self

niss · Post by **niss** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:42 am

True, I have said it many times, in fact when I come to sudbury, I think i will commodere (sp?) it.

TPBM will commodere (SP?) the toaster back from me.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:37 pm

False. It would have to be a ship before I could commodore it. I will comandeer it though.

The person below me has missed my razor-sharp wit and spelling acumen while I was working night shift.

WetJet · Post by **WetJet** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:54 am

True, razor sharp wit goes mostly unnoticed by us bus drivers.

TPBM will NOT begin a witty discourse on todays most higly debated and challenging social issues.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:05 am

False.

The person below me will tell us how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:27 am

Né, but I am curious as to how many licks it takes to get to the center of your girlfriend!

OH! TPBM thourougly enjoyed that burn.

I Like Myself · Post by **I Like Myself** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:11 am

Yeah I thought it was pretty good.

TPBM wore a purple shirt in grade 8 and all of the kids made fun of you. They said you were “gay” and that you were “so fucking gay” and it hurt your feelings.

quicksilver · Post by **quicksilver** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:36 am

False, but this guy did:

The person below me is afraid of mentioning the word "gay" on this website.

quick

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:00 pm

False. At the moment, I am quite gay as I finished work for the day, and am listening to Culture Club. Man, I'll bet that Boy George got some serious pussy in his day.

The person below me is man enough to own a Duran Duran CD.

critical engine · Post by **critical engine** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:47 pm

TRUE: I have the boxset, DVD`s, Rare B-sides, Vinyl albums, singles, Posters on my wall, including a very rare, mint Duran Duarn autographed James Bond A View To A Kill poster. Framed I might add.

The person below me had a Grow Op to put them selves through flight school

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:41 pm

False. I wish I was that smart.

The person below me is watching a particularly intriguing episode of Judge Judy right now.

petite · Post by **petite** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 2:06 pm

False. My Gran watches her and Judge Mathis and Jerry Springer and tells me the highlights while I make her lunch.

TPBM is tres content they got a job recently. (Yes I got one today and I know others benefiting from movt in the industry

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grounded · Post by **grounded** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:30 pm

False, got the same job I had three years ago. But still tres content. TPBM thinks that when the US attacks North Korea they should let companies sponsor the bombs. "This laser guided missle brought to you by Pizza Hut. If we can get this through the airshaft you see on the screen, all pizza orders in the next 30 minutes get free breadsticks!"

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:18 pm

True. It might keep dubya from bankrupting the US with his out-of-control spending.

The person below me is having a crappy night.

quicksilver · Post by **quicksilver** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:04 pm

True, but I ordered pizza and started drinking so its looking up.

tpbm also enjoy's pizza and beer and can do so with out some special occasion, like a hockey game.

quick

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:32 pm

True. I'm having beer for no particular reason, and was wondering about dinner. I could have the rotting "salad in a bag" that I bought a while ago, but now I think I'll order pizza. I'll post a picture of my pizza when I get it, quicksilver. Time to make a phone call!

The person below me has heard of or seen a "The Person Below Me..." thread on another website.

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:50 pm

yep.....

TPBM is no one and the thread is over