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Post by w squared »

False. Only Vicky Vaillancourt is the devil.

The person below me has seen a squirrel tangle with a bug zapper.
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Post by flyinhigh »

Nope, but I have with a 12 gauge :D


The person below me will be Chantal.
(Speakin of which, where is that ooolllllllllllllll gal, haz you hiding her)
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False. Haz still has her in the gimp room in his basement.

The person below me wonders what happened to CID.
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False, I'm too busy being pissed off that I have to work night shift on my birthday and can't go out and hammered.

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Post by w squared »

True. With the current level of activity in the patch, ANY day I can get off (with or without pay) is a good thing.

The person below me thinks that people who work out in the oilpatch are a little bit "touched".
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Post by MUSICMAAN »

True, But you make more money than me so who am I to say??

The person below me makes more money than me too, and so can therefore afford to buy TP for his/her bunghole
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True.Image

The person below me would like to take advantage of discount air fares to Beirut.
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Post by mellow_pilot »

False, I already have to go to a shit hole this week. (Toronto)

TPBM is also not a fan of the 'T-dot' (I got that from a Torontonian, I think it's stupid too)
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True. I also got the term T-dot from a Torontonian (albiet one that had come to her senses and moved West). I would be perfectly happy if the only visits I ever made to Toronto were to visit my little sister.

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Post by Dust Devil »

False not a chance in hell will I defend toronto

The person below me got ripped up in Calgary (the new toronto) Last weekend like I did
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False. I was working :?

The person below me will be out on a tear this weekend...like me :D
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Post by MRO »

Nope not this weekend, next weekend...pour a little out for me this weekend.

The person below me will pour a little out on the curb for me.
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False. I'll be drinking from a bottle of 1974 Dallas Dhu, so the only place that it'll be getting poured is down my throat.

The person below me will use Google (or Yahoo or Ask Jeeves) to figure out what Dallas Dhu is.
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True. Never heard of the stuff, now I have. Sounds pretty good!

The person below me will buy non-discount beer this weekend.
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Post by Dust Devil »

False she'll be buck a busch this weekend down in the states. I love living 5 min from the border


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False. I'm having my morning coffee, and typing.

The person below me has a coffee and a doughnut daily for breakfast. (If true, what kind of doughnut?)
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Post by Sulako »

False, I usually have a large green tea and cheese biscuits, albeit from Tim Horton's. Coffee makes my stomach do very bad things.

The person below me has had a public 'soiling' incident.
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True. That biker soiled himself when I....oh, that's right. My lawyer told me not to talk about that.

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Post by corporate joe »

True. He is locked up in my basement and keeps yelling something about wanting water.

TPBM was the person above me.
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False.

The person below me has fond memories of getting fucked up on Brador when they were in high school.
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False have no clue what it is.

TPBM doesnt know either.
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False. Molson Brador - 6%, tasted like road kill, and was generally available only in Quebec. My dad brought some back to Saskatoon when I was young and I stole a few. I took a sip and wondered what all the hype about alcohol was, as Buckley's cough syrup had a more pleasant taste. Trooper that I was, I managed to down three before getting sick. Ahh memories...


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False, All the aircraft I have flown have been fixed gear, so its kind of hard to accomplish unless you go REALLY gear up.....

TPBM thinks fixed gear are for pussies.
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False. There's nothing at all wrong with fixed gear. There's no way that I'd consider all of the beaver, otter, twotter, van, and super cub drivers pussies. Given some of the places that they go, I'd be more likely to say that retractable gear is for pussies. I won't, but it'd be more likely to happen.

The person below me is getting their gear retracted right now!
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false. :lol:

The person below me thinks 6 percent alcohol beer is for the young.

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