The person below me

Apollo · Post by **Apollo** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:39 pm

I hate to say it, but True.

TPBM enjoys S&M

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:58 pm

Mmmrmph......*I tried to speak but i have a gag in my mouth and my hands are tied to the bed.

The person below me can below me.....

was that allready used?

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:56 am

False. And it has been used. And you're going to have to back into the gimp box as punishment for attempting to use that pun.

The person below me remembers the line "Bring out the gimp!" from Pulp Fiction.

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:45 am

True. "I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass"

The person below me has watched Pulp Fiction so many times they have Samuel L. Jackson's bible verse memorized.

Sulako · Post by **Sulako** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:30 am

False, I only saw it a few times. However, I intend to memorize every bit of his dialogue from the upcoming 'Snakes On A Plane'. They actually went back and added some scenes once they figured out how popular the movie was gonna be, including the addition of a line of dialogue that fans insisted be added.

"I want these motherfarkin' snakes off my motherfarkin' plane"

Simple, eloquent, and fiesty.

The person below me has fermented exotic materials to get drunk off. Deer meat for example.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:32 am

True. In my poorer younger years I went to a grocery store and asked for fruit they were going to throw out. I had grapes, peaches, pears- you name it. A little squishy squishy, sugar yeasty, boiling water, cold water wait, wait, and I had some HORRIBLE tasting hooch that when mixed with 7 Up got me blitzed for a weekend. It later turned to vinegar which I tried to use on fish and chips, but it just fucked up my fish and chips.

The person below me is surprised I did such a thing.

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:52 am

FALSE, Nothing suprises me now a day

TPBM like me has so much stress they now take it out on co- workers

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:14 pm

False. I live stress-free.

The person below me finds that Naughty Catholic's avatar has hypnotizing powers in that when they look at the avatar, they can think of nothing else.

Spruce Moose · Post by **Spruce Moose** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:53 pm

True. What can I say, I love Portugal.

The person below me had BBQ for supper.

Apollo · Post by **Apollo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:12 pm

False - I'm going to Moxies for some nacho appetizer.

TPBM would do anything (incl. Richard Simmons) for money.

niss · Post by **niss** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:16 pm

NOPE.......I would do richard simons for free!

TPBM needs a thighmaster

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:26 pm

False. I have linecrew thighs.

TPBM also has been broken into shape by the ramp:

MRO · Post by **MRO** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:29 am

False I was broken into shape by your Mom

The person below me has a good comeback for a "your mom" joke

niss · Post by **niss** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:39 am

No matter what I do YOUR MOM will COME BACK

TPBM is very BOLD

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:20 am

True I AM BOLD

but mostly just rude and naughty!

TBPM is counting their change dish and wondering when the next pay day is?

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 11:43 am

False. I don't fly for a living.

The person below me is flying for a living, and loving it!

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 3:26 pm

False. Still living for flying (and riding) at the moment.

The person below me thinks that when you notice that the hotel in GP has changed the pattern on their bedspreads, it's a sign that you spend too damn much time on the road.

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:46 am

TRUE, Time to go find a hobby

and no flying isnt a hobby its a curse

TPBM: Thinks flying is the SHIZNIT

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:49 am

I would actually say its the bees knees

TPBM wonders if bees also have elbows

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:58 am

False. They have 6 knees, spiders have 8.

The person below has said, "Let's rock, let's rock today!"

niss · Post by **niss** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:05 pm

False but I have said rock out with your cock out!!!!

TPBM wants to know why a rooster would prefer rock over classical

MRO · Post by **MRO** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:05 am

False I was talking to your mom and she told me what cocks like.

BAZINGGGG

TPBM will respond with a your mama joke

Naughty Catholic · Post by **Naughty Catholic** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:03 am

HELL YEAH

Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business.

she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!

minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her..."

TBPM hates your mama jokes

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:28 am

False. They're OK, but I do appreciate a REALLY good zinger.

The person below me it FUCKIN' GLAD it's friday!

niss · Post by **niss** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:34 am

@#$! Ya!!!!

TPBM Sold their soul to satan for a donut