...is there something I should know about?

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:02 pm

FOR THE NEXT MONTH...I WILL TRY TO ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTIONS AND COMMENTS ABOUT LIFE AND IT'S BUMPS.

Don't be shy. Let's hear it. You are amongst friends.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:05 pm

I am a big Joni Mitchell fan.

Dex · Post by **Dex** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:10 pm

I am Birddog wrote:...anyone? Don't be shy. Let's hear it.

Is this a skill testing question?

FlyYukon · Post by **FlyYukon** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:46 pm

You are Birddog

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:58 pm

Nope!

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:11 pm

Flying Low wrote:Nope!

hmmm...that was fast and to the point....you seem guilty of something

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:10 pm

You're only guilty if you get caught

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:36 pm

mellow_pilot wrote:You're only guilty if you get caught

The truth has a way of surfacing. It's a very powerful force.

So, is there something you want to tell us before it's too late?

Flying Low · Post by **Flying Low** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:36 pm

....you seem guilty of something

Maybe...maybe not...burden of proof rests with you!

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:49 pm

Flying Low wrote:
....you seem guilty of something
Maybe...maybe not...burden of proof rests with you!

That only applies in a court of law...

In the highest court, the burden of proof is insignificant.

Only admitting your guilt will clear your conscience of those you have wronged.

So, is there something you need to tell us?

... · Post by **...** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 6:53 pm

ok...this thread is getting creepy...enough

Icebound · Post by **Icebound** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:01 pm

You don't have enough duct tape.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:47 pm

One cup (250mL) of tomato juice gives you 12% of the recommended daily intake of fibre. I put tomato juice in my beer to make me healthy. This you should know, Birddog.

-istp

TG · Post by TG » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:39 pm

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/ind ... ?a_id=6781
Things you/we should know about women.

59. “When I’m drunk, I can’t come. Not even with a vibrator.”—Lauren, 35

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:49 pm

is flying low holding chantal in his basement now????

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:45 pm

My cruiser weighs 16 000 kilograms.

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:03 am

I am Birddog wrote:...anyone? Don't be shy. Let's hear it.

Yes, you should know there's a lot of crap in that list in the link TG posted above!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:54 am

Of course that stuff doesn't apply to women who are in the aviation industry, lilfssister. I'd agree with a lot of it though, for other chicks.

MAXIM is Cosmo for men. It blows, and I hate how people buy both of those rags. A real men's magazine is Playboy. Nice nudes, good articles, decent humour. Flying magazine isn't bad either.

But back to I am Birddog:

You should know that the humidex today will be 100C, so drink lots of fluids.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:09 am

lilfssister wrote:
I am Birddog wrote:...anyone? Don't be shy. Let's hear it.
Yes, you should know there's a lot of crap in that list in the link TG posted above!

LOL true, true. But a few caught my eye.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says Evie, 22.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:16 am

I am Birddog wrote:
lilfssister wrote:
I am Birddog wrote:...anyone? Don't be shy. Let's hear it.
Yes, you should know there's a lot of crap in that list in the link TG posted above!
LOL true, true. But a few caught my eye.

72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.

58. If they're going to do it, most wives cheat between the ages of 18 and 29.

54. A woman might say she just wants sex, but sleep with her for a while and she’ll change her tune. “I’ve known so many women who think they can pull this off, but they always develop feelings for the guy,” says Evie, 22.

49. They dream of one day peeing in a urinal.

37. Women’s public bathrooms are about three times more disgusting than men’s.

30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

7. Dated a stripper? Keep your mouth shut, stupid.

3. The one breakup line she’ll never be able to argue you out of: “I’m sorry, but I no longer have feelings for you.”

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

Five and a half of those ones may be true...

... · Post by **...** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:40 am

hazatude wrote:I am a big Joni Mitchell fan.

Did NOT know that. I always thought of you as a fan of this person

Dex wrote:
Is this a skill testing question?

Life IS a skill testing question...do you have the answers?

FlyYukon wrote:You are Birddog

Actually I WAS Birddog…now I’m just better off AND stronger for it!!!

Icebound wrote:You don't have enough duct tape.

Who does really?

istp wrote:One cup (250mL) of tomato juice gives you 12% of the
recommended daily intake of fibre. I put tomato juice in my beer to
make me healthy. This you should know, Birddog.

-istp

Actually my Mexican maid just made me this beverage the other day
when I had guests over. Sandy (Sandra Bullock) and her hubby Jesse
stopped by and said helloh while in Toronto.

TG wrote:http://www.maximonline.com/articles/ind ... ?a_id=6781
Things you/we should know about women.

Been there done that. Gave away the Tshirt

Dust Devil wrote:is flying low holding chantal in his basement now????

Why what have you heard? Maybe she is holding him and made him give
up his password to lead us all into believing he is fine…hmmm.

mellow_pilot wrote:My cruiser weighs 16 000 kilograms.

…I only know Imperial measurement. What’s that in pounds; 300?

istp wrote: But back to I am Birddog:

You should know that the humidex today will be 100C, so drink lots of
fluids.

mmmm cranberry coolers....AHEM!!! I mean...mmmm beeeer!

lilfssister wrote:
Five and a half of those ones may be true...

which means 12

next...

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:20 am

On the subject of cosmology (no, not the magazine) please describe the universe before the so-called "big bang", around 13.7 billion years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

... · Post by **...** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:48 am

Hedley wrote:On the subject of cosmology (no, not the magazine) please describe the universe before the so-called "big bang", around 13.7 billion years ago:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bang

I said give me a challenge, not put me to sleep with easy questions!

But if you insist..."describe the universe before the so-called "big bang", around 13.7 billion years ago:"

in two words...

Greg Haza

...next...

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:43 pm

The wind is in from Africa
Last night I couldn't sleep
Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here Carey
But it's really not my home
My fingernails are filthy, I got beach tar on my feet
And I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne

Oh Carey get out your cane
And I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy
But I like you fine

Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will
Buy you a bottle of wine
And we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down
Let's have a round for these freaks and these soldiers
A round for these friends of mine
Let's have another round for the bright red devil
Who keeps me in this tourist town

Come on Carey get out your cane
I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy
But I like you

Maybe I'll go to Amsterdam
Maybe I'll go to Rome
And rent me a grand piano
And put some flowers 'round my room
But let's not talk about fare-thee-wells now
The night is a starry dome
And they're playin' that scratchy rock and roll
Beneath the Matala Moon

Come on Carey get out your cane
I'll put on some silver
We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe
Have fun tonight

The wind is in from Africa
Last night I couldn't sleep
Oh you know it sure is hard to leave here
But it's really not my home

Maybe it's been too long a time
Since I was scramblin' down in the street
Now they got me used to that clean white linen
And that fancy French cologne

Oh Carey get out your cane
I'll put on my finest silver
We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe
Have fun tonight
I said, Oh, you're a mean old Daddy but I like you
But you're out of sight

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:51 pm

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah, baby)

(Jitterbug)
(Jitterbug)

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

(Jitterbug)

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

(Boom-boom-boom)

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