Just another example of 'great' reporting.
http://www.torontosun.com/News/Columnis ... 28985.html
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You have a better chance at winning the lotto 6/49 than getting killed by a terrorist.
My head is gonna fucking explode soon because of all of this terrorist BS! I can see the report now...
Sudbury Star
A man was found dead yesterday in his Sudbury apartment. Neighbours heard a scream, then an explosion. His torso was found in a computer chair, and his head was scattered throughout the room. Bookmarked on his computer were numerous porn sites, and one website called AvCanada.
Authorities are investigating. When asked for a quote, one officer said, "It's a good thing we got there in time- before he started stinkin'. Events like this happen very rarely, well this one time... Oh about fourteen seasons ago, Bob Thibault, you know, from out in the Valley, got his head blown off while we were at the camp huntin' moose. We had to be careful, because at the time, only bow hunting was on. What the hell, eh? There's no MNR pricks up that way anyways, well there wasn't in them days. What was the question?"
Note: There will be no Op/Ed articles this week, as the staff is off duck hunting right now.
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My head is gonna fucking explode soon because of all of this terrorist BS! I can see the report now...
Sudbury Star
A man was found dead yesterday in his Sudbury apartment. Neighbours heard a scream, then an explosion. His torso was found in a computer chair, and his head was scattered throughout the room. Bookmarked on his computer were numerous porn sites, and one website called AvCanada.
Authorities are investigating. When asked for a quote, one officer said, "It's a good thing we got there in time- before he started stinkin'. Events like this happen very rarely, well this one time... Oh about fourteen seasons ago, Bob Thibault, you know, from out in the Valley, got his head blown off while we were at the camp huntin' moose. We had to be careful, because at the time, only bow hunting was on. What the hell, eh? There's no MNR pricks up that way anyways, well there wasn't in them days. What was the question?"
Note: There will be no Op/Ed articles this week, as the staff is off duck hunting right now.
-istp
Thanks for the morning "coffee-spewer" istp. 
Maybe you should buy a little Luscombe or chief or something and tour the country writing amusing aviation articles for someone like AVweb. Kind of like Dave Barry with wings. You seem to have a knack for hitting the funny-bone with regularity.
Maybe you should buy a little Luscombe or chief or something and tour the country writing amusing aviation articles for someone like AVweb. Kind of like Dave Barry with wings. You seem to have a knack for hitting the funny-bone with regularity.
If I could, I would buy CYYZ, bulldoze it, and build hideously large, overcrowded condos. Quite seriously.
I'd make a bloody fortune. And no more noise complaints! A win-win all-around.
Now, some of you might say that would be a bad thing. Not so - they'd finally allow jets into CYTZ
I'd make a bloody fortune. And no more noise complaints! A win-win all-around.
Now, some of you might say that would be a bad thing. Not so - they'd finally allow jets into CYTZ
