The person below me

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:13 pm

I can do better than a pic!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/ ... 1994c.html

TPBM Loves a little junk in her trunk.

ei ei owe · Post by **ei ei owe** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:38 pm

True but only if nobody sees her because then I'll get made fun of.

TPBM was made fun of for wetting the bed at sleep overs.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:50 pm

False. I always managed to sleepwalk my way to the bathroom...although I did pee on the desk in my room once.

The person below used to sleepwalk too.

twotterflyer · Post by **twotterflyer** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:26 pm

True! and only once! when i was a kid!!

TPBM has hit their thumb with a hammer!

grounded · Post by **grounded** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:39 pm

True, and I lost a toenail to a frozen sandbag too! TPBM has lost more than one unnessesary part in their lifetime.

Sulako · Post by **Sulako** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:22 pm

True

Hair isn't necessary, right? Right?

TPBM enjoys a good dry shave.

grounded · Post by **grounded** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:24 pm

Correct, there's nothing quite like a good dry pull of a razor across your .......face, that's right. The stubble there is more acceptable to scratch in public too! TPBM enjoys a good public scratchin'

Beacon Final · Post by **Beacon Final** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:38 pm

TRUE. I get real turned on when I see Betty Sue scratchin' at her britches area at the barn dance!

TPBM likes real honey and not that Godd^m fuc<in fake crap you can buy, you know what I mean.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:58 am

True.

The person below me has dyed their goatee purple for Hallowe'en before.

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:09 pm

Negative, orange is the only colour that truly represents Halloween!

TPBM is getting ready for some serious square dancing this weekend!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:13 pm

False. My red and white checkered shirt is still at the cleaners.

The person below me, after having retrieved a dill pickle from a jar today, has come to the conclusion that primates could have evolved just fine without opposable thumbs.

Fox 3 · Post by **Fox 3** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 6:20 pm

False, you need that to pull a "Dirty Sanchez"

TPBM Has "Not Stopped" and has in fact "Not Gone Blind"

grounded · Post by **grounded** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:20 pm

True, however the hair on the palms of the hands does make it hard to do some things! Like George Carlin says "if god had intended us not to masturbate he would have made our arms shorter". TPBM is NOT a George Carlin fan

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:01 pm

False. The man is genius on legs.

TPBM thinks Billy Connelly is just as funny.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:51 am

False. He's not quite as funny as George.

The person below me thinks that Dennis Miller is as funny as George Carlin.

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:27 am

True.
TPBM misses the SNL shows with Miller.

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:50 am

True. I really like Tina Fay, but I have yet to see anyone that can be quite as snarky as Miller.

The person below me thinks that we should talk about something other than comics now.

Beacon Final · Post by **Beacon Final** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:23 pm

True...

TPBM owns a futon and its their best piece of furiture in the house, and can't believe that game is going on to its 74th page!

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:25 pm

False and True.

TPBM has a piece of furniture that consists of milk crates and 2X4s'

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:33 pm

True.. it's the only shelf I've got!

The person below me wants a piece of my 5lb chocolate bar!

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:18 pm

True, but only because I ate all of mine yesterday.

TPBM is working hard on their Halloween costume

petite · Post by **petite** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:05 pm

False. I forgot that halloween was coming up. God, I am zombie theses days.

TPBM suffers from YBS. Yummy Bum Syndrome.

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:44 pm

Negative, but I do suffer from BGNB (baby got no back)

TBPM also blames Petite for getting hooked on Michael the Turtle!

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:05 pm

False. I don't know what Michael the Turtle is.

The person below me has put Fritos on(in) a sandwich.

Lurch · Post by **Lurch** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:34 pm

False

TPBM has had a fried bologana sandwich